HotMessJess

every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music?

[Lion’s Sin @TeeRaySays]

Thought Obama was bouta start an NFL run https://t.co/MJPRpOLXZi

[クリストファー @PilotCristobal]

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[Pörky @JaCoB_TuRnMiRe]

What if we all woke up to our alarms waking us up for school and these past 10 years have all been one long dream...

[Tonio @TonioTheBaker]

You don't have to make ice cream if you say it's broke

[Dan @larryfishr]

fuck highschool
in elementary school the whole class room was your valentine, we were in this shit together

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Barry White Jr, a 5th grade English teacher in NC, has a special handshake for each one of his students: https://t.co/Ql0ZgFhzzg

[when you hang up say one ! @ARealNigga]

Lack of sex will have you mad at stupid shit like why is this floor on the floor.

[ry @RetroRylan]

my nipples are harder than any mixtape that ever came out of yelm

[HotMessJess @JessSanborn]

Thank you, love 😘💕 https://t.co/k06QRkdPgT

[HotMessJess @JessSanborn]

I ordered sex for breakfast

[Pörky @JaCoB_TuRnMiRe]

I say no abortions...if you don't want your baby I'd me more than happy to raise it😌

[Jane McManus @janesports]

Obama wrote this letter to my daughter's friend when they were in 4th grade. It's about a US interstate system of waterslides.

[mac. @nmacheaux]

me: *sees the Obama family leaving the White House
*walks up*
me: so what y'all finna get into?