Jessica Megan

Help women feel better • Irritant to men • As seen on Channel4 ‘Bring Back The Bush’ • Nominated by @Cosmopolitan for Health & Well-being Influencer •

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

What it looks like when someone throws an excitable ball of human silly putty in a lake.
I had to trim out the first bit, because, well, obvious reasons. #whatididonmybirthday

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

They rile up the average member of the public who already have pre-disposed biases
She feeds off of lack of critical thinking. In clip 2 she demonstrates a masterclass in appealing to the prejudices of ordinary folk rather than focusing on the discussion at hand.

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

It’s a firing line and you’re up next

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

@HippoloverCorry @JourneyOfNana saw this pup and thought “wow so much like Nana” x

[bukan gina lollobrigida @ginaanin]

“Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go.”

Jamie Anderson

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

This. Those meal deal packs are vom

[Joanne Harris @Joannechocolat]

People who dismiss e-books or audiobooks as being somehow less worthy or less meaningful than physical books are missing the point of books. Books are not ink and paper, just as human beings are not defined by their physicality.

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

'When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.'

-Turkish proverb

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Interesting point. I pay taxes and never use Trident. Good value for money?

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

When the Tories break the law it’s a “lapse in judgement”. When we break the law, it’s illegal. Enough is enough. Remove them all.

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

Usually I would have some mature commentary to put over this but all my brain can muster right now is “IsaBELLEND.”

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

This, in a Regent St fitness store, is what obesity looks like. Flabby curves highlighted in hideous lime green velour. The so-called “body positivity” movement is not “inclusive”, it’s dangerous.

[Chris Cook @xtophercook]

I've been to some bad parties, but none so bad that I've thought I was at a work meeting.

[STAR ✭ @iamstardeshay]

If I choose to dismiss you from my life over something "simple" understand that it wasn't the situation; that was just your last strike. Sometimes it's not what you do, it's how tired I am of you.

[Elk 🇯🇴 @ElkanahWilder]

Not to be deep on main but you’re allowed to mourn the person you might have been & the life you might have had

[Leticia R. @lettytesta]

Me: I have a headache.

WebMD: and it will be your last.

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

@girlonthenet I learnt the hard way but I genuinely loved your tweets and when I saw that I was like “oh okay she KNOWS what she’s talking about” 😮‍💨😩🤣

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

This is so kind. Re: door jambs - attention to detail is impeccable and she’s right, they need to go when using that bit of kit 😭😭😭😭

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

Hello everyone! Thank you so much for following me on Twitter and I really hope you enjoyed the programme ❤️‍🔥 my Instagram is @Jess_Megan_ where most of the magic 🪄 happens! Big love to @Lovehoney @Alleycatstv @Channel4

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

@GraceMonte7 @Alleycatstv @MetroUKNews @Channel4 @MetroUK YES THIS IS IT 🤩🤩🤩