Jess Yaeger

put Pangea back together 🙏🏻

[Jess Yaeger @Jess_Yaeger]

@MHMoonves 😭😭😭

[貧乳 @deskdeskdeskde]

friend explained his scale for rating movies

[RHAP @RobHasApodcast]

the devil works hard but Rob Cesternino works harder

[cici 🌸 @blexicanasfff]

if u want a flat stomach u need to go to the grocery store ASAP and buy lettuce. eat it raw DO NOT COOK. thank me later

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

theyre landing at ohare

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[Burhan @zatendegilim]

1 ile 5 arasında sadece 3 sayı olduğunu ama 5 ile 10 arasında 4 sayı olduğunu fark edince

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Why does everyone at the pharmacy have to go to lunch together?

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[t. @taeseru]

mind you this is romantic af

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

If I sneak a picture of you and my flash come on i’ma beat tf out u

[777 @_garrettcharles]

I know she felt skinny as fuck after this

[Bux @BuxbyTheSheep]

Business idea. Great Lakes Carnival cruise. Stops in Milwaukee, Chicago, Cleveland. Baseball excursions. There's a Culver's on board.

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves