Jessica, PA-C

Surgical Oncology PA-C. Ironman. World traveler. I love cookies, running and pro cycling.

[Jessica, PA-C @Jess_surgeryPA]

Came home from the hospital and started the ritual stripping of scrubs. Husband put my shower champagne in the bathroom and turned on the shower for me. He’s a keeper.

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@topknottraveler @CoffeeInfusedRN Bishop arts, deep ellum, so many options. If you have IG follow Dallasites101 and dallaslovelist

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@nycitynurse @sassy 🤐😬❤️

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gooooob morning. i can already tell. i am going to need a lot of attention today

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@kimchipac Ibuprofen!!! It’s like a bad cramp for a minute. Cramping for a day or two. I spotted for almost a month. Also, we had to cut the strings a couple days later because husband said it felt like a shark biting the tip of his penis 🤣

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No running water in my clinic right now. That’s handy

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I just can’t decide if I’m going to go steady with twitter or not

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My cat, this morning: oh here’s one of the sleeping humans. Let me stick my nose in her nose hole and see what happens.

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@cjm2791 Oh I love using that one too! Works like a charm

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A 4th patient needs to get out of bed and realize that surgery isn’t a pain-free experience

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On the bright side, I did get to say a few words to ama patient. Told them to stop being mean to the nurses and to calm down while I discharge them. Telling someone that their stay may not be covered by insurance if they leave ama goes a long way towards making people settle down

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Another patient also demanded to go home today, but their troponin went from 0.34 to 14, so they obviously bought a stay in the cath lab....

[Jessica, PA-C @Jess_surgeryPA]

I immediately discharged 3 others

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My inpatient list fell apart today. Laparotomy pod 2 patient demanded to go home or they would leave ama.

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@j_thePA Love yours!! This might be my fave one

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Going to the same restaurant for dinner, that I met my now husband for our our first date. ❤️

[Jessica, PA-C @Jess_surgeryPA]

@Austin12Evans And would you believe it, we actually won. Left early!

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Tomorrow’s Friday and we actually have zero cases scheduled for after clinic

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You know how you sometimes have to ram home a G tube that fell out hours ago?? Yeah, that was fun

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@that1premed Salmon and asparagus is exactly what we had tonight. But I forgot to defrost the bacon :(

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@janiethepa Maybe I phrased it wrong. He didn’t want one at all, and didn’t believe me. Like he hates the idea I think. Maybe had a bad experience

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My patient asked me 5 times if he would get a foley and I said no. Then he asked again. Ok dude