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always looking for good pizza & a phone charger. ATL-CHS-DEN

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

Oh my god

[Jared Polis @jaredpolis]

My real name is Adrian Dittmann, Jared Polis is just my sock puppet 🤫

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@Danny460185 @SecretaryPete How miserable. It would take you zero seconds to say nothing.

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@MattGaetz_X @SecretaryPete No it did not.

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@moneysavvyminds @SecretaryPete Keep telling yourself that.

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@CB_Cotton @ICEgov @HSI_HQ CB, no. This is all conjecture and incorrect. TDA isn’t taking over Aurora. The breakins at the apartment weren’t gangs.

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@bradleyforco @AnnSSparks @MentalAmmo @TEGNA @9NEWS @McCluskieforCO You are a despicable excuse for a human. I can’t imagine feeling this way and putting it into writing. My god, you are a sad, sad little woman.

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@bradleyforco @MentalAmmo @TEGNA @9NEWS This is truly an indecent sentiment. You should delete this. And your account.

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@AmandaMC133 @9NEWS The landlord is a slumlord. So, yes - pretty typical CO having a slumlord owning property and not caring what happens to their property so long as they get paid. About time slumlords are held accountable.

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

I have forever said I want a dinner party with @PostMalone but I’ve added @teddyswims and @JellyRoll615 with the ghost of Betty White, and I don’t know about you, but I’ve curated an immaculate evening. This would be absolutely mind blowiningly amazing.

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

Alright. I shouldn’t have to say this but storm surge is not the same as a rising tide. #Milton

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

They got a genius out there in Tampa harbor planning to ride out #Milton on a 20 foot sailboat

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

I am sad this has to be said.

As I saw somebody else say… if you are too stupid to think there are people smart enough on one side to control the weather, why are there no people on your side smart enough to counteract it?

Please make it make sense.

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

This press release is quite something.

Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who represents western North Carolina, outlines the many "outrageous rumors" that have spread through conservative circles in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene.

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

Can he describe “bad zip codes” without saying “underfunded neighborhoods?” And would he not be for funding fully neighborhoods so ALL kids can have a good education?

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@KyleClark ask Evans what he means by “bad zip-code” referring to school vouchers, because that seems… not at all veiled racism. What’s a bad zip code? What does he mean by “bad zip codes?”

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Okay, let's talk about this ridiculous talking point that some conservative men love to use, subsequently betraying their complete ignorance on our military draft.

Claiming the draft is to men like abortion is to women is ludicrous for three big reasons.

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[James Connor @toJamesConnor]

🧵I’ve read through the evidence section—the first 85 pages—of Jack Smith filing on Trump’s private criminal efforts to stay in power despite knowing that he’d lost the election.

The evidence is stunning. It’s clear why Trump did not want the public to see this testimony.

13 things jumped out to me on Trump’s attempt to defraud the American people and steal the 2020 election.

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

Boston Santa Clause said “no more freebies”

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

Moo Deng live camera feed. You are welcome! https://t.co/C9R80uzj8G

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

Good reminder, #vote

Seriously - This American Life, Sara Bareilles, and Leslie Odom, Jr. https://t.co/tfe9D9o8im via @YouTube

[Jess-ticulation @Jess_ticulation]

Must read.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements.

Over and over and over.

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