Jessamine Greer

All tweets my own. Likes and retweets are not endorsements.

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@dascho_scribler @coldgorlfever What. This is my favorite feature of the Outlook platform.

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@FrizzellH @SonOfFletch @ShayWoulahan Because it's not wasting your time to arrive to your free money meeting several hours early to ensure you're not late. It's infeasible to arrive to a doctor's appointment hours early AND a waste of your time.

And I say that as a very early person.

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@Huayrafox @DanHopp I work in the office next door to where the CIV team stayed this week, and I love that they got a little taste of DE!

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@saniyafatma1278 For right now 🤷‍♀️ I do like a cute press-on when I want to dress up.

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@MattiB84 2019 UofL grad here - best of luck as you close out your last year!

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@EraOccidental @sadgirlyboss @KramersFaith Not OP but narcoleptic. Caffeine can have a positive impact, but not enough to fully prevent an attack. I've overdosed on caffeine to the point of a seizure and still had sleep attacks. This does depend on severity, as well.

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@HunterBiden Congratulations!

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@IWantCherry2000 @goatmonty In real life or online? Guys hit on me walking down the street way more than in my DMs.

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I hope someone starts a biking group in Chicago called The Encyclicals.

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@jrdznn @doggygoth Didn't come looking for the al pastor comment, but have found my people anyway 🙌

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@OnlyInBOS Lol Philly does this with Wilmington and has for years. This isn't new.

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@FiredUpCoug Sister #1 was making granola once, and sister #2 comes in to watch.

#2: would you be able to tell if I ate just ONE oat?

#1: of course not

#2: I know

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@tstywtr I ordered adjustable dumbbells online and joked that I hoped they shipped them on the lightest setting.

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@NYXCosmetics 💐

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@TheRealJPap58 Why not? 😂

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@XWest42 @RedSox Just clarifying. Thanks SotoNuclearbombs22.

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@XWest42 @RedSox Celo? As in...short for Marcelo? Do you have a problem with Joe, short for Joseph, too? 😂

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@tomjamz1 @NESN Lol what are you talking about 😂

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@soxbart If you'd said one of the other young guys, I might have believed it. Roman Anthony's been the chaperone type since the day he was born.

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Never fails @ColeyMick 😂