Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭

Al nut – al nyet. Art-right

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

There's no clothes I can buy
Make me feel like myself
She Said
So I put on clothes
To make me look like someone else
Instead

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@edmund_vilchez Technically it’s a Russian-American accent

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

You really don’t think about your American accent until you’re in London ordering a hot latte, and all the baristas gather around the counter to go “HAWT HAWT HAWT” back at you. Is this revenge for the bottle of water thing? I feel like the 5 on the diesel guy

[Pavel Durov @durov]

Unfair that CEOs who aren’t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies.

Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying?

France is excused — their decision-makers aren’t into girls. Everyone else: try harder!

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@GirlPitsSniffer @BovrilG All women are a hive mind

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@AbducteeReport You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, it’s too late for me

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@BacardiCapital I know you’ve been posting a lot of tweets about your ex but I can already feel that your heart is not in it anymore really, you’re over it

[C @SleepFanAcc]

@GirlPitsSniffer I told my wife I was Looksmaxxing she tells me,
Stop! I don’t know how much more looking at you I can take

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@ThaiGreenMurray You get it

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

Me coming into the office for the first time this month to inflict a monumental ass-whooping on the new analyst whose sticky prepubescent fingers reffed out the tab I told him not to even click into (he’s the same age as me)

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@BellV22_Osprey I’m so excited to see the results though

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@godwin98317 Incredibly

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

Actual footage of me gracing the office with my presence (it’s a biannual event)

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@Alex_Fairfax06 Bestiesssss

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@steiner_marwin It’s very clear because once in two years is biennial

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@MarieReinhh4ak Very chique

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@BellicoseBestie Hope not

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@spxudi That’s exactly what I’m saying

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

My final stance on women’s crash outs over men: if you’re not gonna pick up a gun and straight up shoot the motherfucker for what he did to you, grieve privately and don’t involve us in it

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@moneyfumbler It’s at the demotion stage currently, so only the beginning

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@HallvardHolte Thanks!!