Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭

Vae victis. Never beg, come and take it away from them honestly

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

“What do you bring to the table” Um this jawline to your future sons??

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@KeepKnurling Quite possible

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

If he can’t handle me at my lewd vagina jokes, he doesn’t deserve me at my lewd penis jokes

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

If this fixed income gig doesn’t work out, I think I might have to launch an erection coach career

[De Telegraaf @telegraaf]

’Erectiecoach’ Sas Steysiger (44) geeft wanhopige mannen tips: ’Dit is de echte boosdoener achter de weigerpenis’ https://t.co/4byq4SlNQu

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@BovrilG Is there ice cream too? (If the item doesn’t fit anyways)

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

My fashion references? Women leaving equestrian events

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@BovrilG It’s the duty of any respectable lady to pretend that the wet spot from his tears is actually ejaculate

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

There’s a proposal video going viral rn of a man who was crying and simultaneously had an erection. Watch and learn, gentlemen, because if my man isn’t rock hard and crying while asking me to marry him down on one knee, I don’t want it

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

You’re telling me he’s single? Would

[New York Post @nypost]

Racist state trooper resigns in disgrace after wife reveals shocking 'white supremacist' messages in divorce filings https://t.co/L3RjHuaGE1

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

The post-Soviet soul yearns for the queue

[Circe @vocalcry]

I have been in Manhattan for all of five minutes and I’m already waiting in a breadline… this is Mamdani’s New York

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@BovrilG @mrjamesob Elite Russian culture knowledge, Bov!!!

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@cryeth013 It came to me in a dream

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

Marathon dates never end well (don’t ask me how I know)

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Just had a 14 hour first date. This is the one guys. If it’s not I give up

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@L3XOFF Terug? Ik was niet weg

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

Claude, heal my broken heart, MAKE NO MISTAKES CLAUDE

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@vocalcry maybe he should have...

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

Rounds of drinks/shots? Are rich kids on a budget these days? They really must have it worse than us millennials because we were popping dom trains at the club when we were teens

[Investor_NICK @Investor_NICK_]

Saw the NYC parental wealth support system first hand last night when a 24 year old was buying multiple rounds of drinks/ shots for us at the bar with an Amex Centurion card that she says her dad pays for.

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@Prekemalucin Islamist power is concentrated in the Islamic regions but they have absolutely no influence on the siloviki who rule everything in Moscow. It is one of most famous animosities as Russia is still ruled by the same people who fought in Chechnya against the terrorists

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@SperrysandNikes The nose wipe move 💀

[Casey Jones @CaseyJaytheBae]

Commenting without liking is a crime punishable by rape

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@realniggano they're dutch

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

My neighbors, “ah ja +30 degree heat when everyone has to keep their windows open, perfect time to make loud drilling noises in the yard for hours straight”