Murray Green

Former child, now a man with interests

[Murray Green @ThaiGreenMurray]

@maxtempers Take up smoking so you can write on the backs of the fag packets instead of buying notepads

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@FrankXaccount @DrRebeccaTidy There's legislative precedent for this

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@FrankXaccount @DrRebeccaTidy Legislation can make anything happen, even interfering with privity of contract

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@BovrilG

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@coldgorlfever He'll fix it next time by pasting values and then you can vaporise him

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@BovrilG Mine were coal miners and cotton mill slaves but I owe reparations to the global south for their crimes

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@agenda2033 @BovrilG Upsetting if true

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@OysterOwl @RyanShorthouse Sadly she became a paedophile at midnight on her 18th birthday, and then stopped being one at midnight on yours.

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@RyanShorthouse What if they've only done hand stuff

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@RyanShorthouse So 17 year olds can vote but they can't decide to have sex with someone a few months older

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@BloodybushEdge @StevenScrase Just blame it on the Russians

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@JackoPol Best I can give you is Boriswavers banging drums

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@dylan04gla @maxtempers Because they are brown

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Gen Alpha simply won't believe that you went to an all White primary school in 1994

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@BovrilG @PalmyrPar I always think about the last generation in fifth century Britain who could remember the before times and the coexisting youngest generation that would have had no memory of it. Like the 20 year post nuclear world in Threads.

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@R0SBIF I think it's a Captain beefheart

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@NorthumbriaTG @stella260573 Bless you

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@Marquis0002 Blair looks like he's got prostate cancer, bookmark this tweet for when it comes out

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Spot electricity prices so high, surprising the windfarms aren't fired up and selling into it

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Everything getting AI is reminiscent of circa 2008 when everything was given Bluetooth for some reason

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@MassiveTom @railnigel A union that doesn't have a position on ways of working would be very surprising indeed