You know Lisa from payroll?"
(Coworker I've had mostly positive interactions with but feel a negative reaction is wanted)
"Yeah, dumb cunt!"
"She uh...found out she has breast cancer"
(Feeling bad, but lacking the social dexterity to walk it back)
"Good! I hope she fuckin dies!"
Every single experience I’ve had with the NHS over the last five years has been Kafkaesque on some level and it’s a complete crapshoot as to whether each experience is Funny Kafka or Waking Nightmare Kafka.