DC

I’m new in the city, how about one of you strong young boys show me around?

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@Raelthy We’ll make it through this Rae Rae

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

Listening to Paramore and getting anxious about all the ways my body is growing and changing

[bunny @fadedbunny]

it’s been a pleasure arguing with you over literally nothing

[Ro @scrubabomber]

It’s a dog eat dog world and there is dogs eating me right now

[Joe “shopvac” Powers @PowersJoe77544]

I’m gonna check the weather app 304 times tonight #IMissMyMom #Scared

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

For October they should change the name of London Paddington to London Skellington haha 👻 scary!

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@fentanylbrownie Lmaoooo

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@rubbishposting @strixperegrinus Haha good joke. Bookmarking it and checking for updates every few weeks or so because I love jokes so much

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@coldgorlfever Ain’t that the truth. Such a good autumn album. Blasting it all morning

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

No matter what they say
I’m still the king

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

@GirlPitsSniffer Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
'Cause this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@haggardbroad Haha

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

Check this out:

Big heavy Mom jugs

Wow! I just typed that out straight from my brain. Cool huh

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

This will be me if I ever fully quit drinking for sure

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

It’s been a lot easier to save money the last several months because I have zero vices. No booze, drugs, nicotine, or gambling. Idk if you call it a vice but theres a few women in my neighborhood that I like to watch get changed and shower. I stand outside their window. It’s free

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

When you say MDNI it makes me doubly sure that you actually want M’s to I. I think you want Ms to I with your penis

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@lowkeyalbert @grievinseagal gm

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@jeremy1174 @BovrilG Amazing

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Wetin di deal with airline food oooo

[DC @GirlPitsSniffer]

@BovrilG @MantReturns Here it’s flipped. Rape is actually defined by the lack of an apology afterwards