Bluey

enjoy every sandwich

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@NickWilsonSays Big steps forward. Let’s see if he can operate the ball out in front of his receiver instead of behind on the next drive.

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@Branden_Gilbert @___Colb___ That’s not what they’re saying at all. The point is the Rams wanted to keep Verse and give up another 1st round pick instead

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@KenCarman Gotcha, makes sense. I assume Kevin was there in Boulder when they worked out Shedeur and Travis and took them to dinner, but maybe not? I guess at this point it doesn’t matter

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@ahmad_dahman Love him as a college QB, but I have no idea how anyone can look at him and his tools and think he’s worth a 1st round pick

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@PKorf @AkronJackson Would you consider Makai Lemon undersized too? Because KC measured taller and heavier at the combine

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@PKorf @AkronJackson 23rd ranked player on the consensus big board taken at 24

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice

OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@ZacharyStyles is there also one for shawty get loose?

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@JeffDLowe Is that a PS Vita?

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@ZacharyStyles old wounds heal slowly

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

i forgot this happened in the first place, and got heated at @ZacharyStyles all over again

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@ZacharyStyles abbott = good

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@ZacharyStyles Him and Grimace were wildin out

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@ZacharyStyles

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@ALGingertastic It could mean that, or that you’ve successfully not been brainwashed by the youths

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

3.1 (86/28). No danger of dipping below 1 anytime soon.

[Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard]

your “Coachella Quotient” is the number of bands you recognize on the Coachella poster divided by your age

guessing most people’s number peaks around 20 years old

goal: keep your coachella quotient above 1 until you can’t read the print after the second line of bands

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

@SlimfitOH Sure did. Had to zoom in for the little ones too.

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

MATT DAMON [striding through a futuristic room]: History is filled with brave men who spent $378,000 on a cartoon ape

[Bluey @JesseBlue22]

.@JackKennedy As an owner of the Spy Who Shagged Me soundtrack on vinyl, I loved the draft pick.