Jesse

[Tre’Shon @tre3shon]

Turns out, bringing in a QB with an extensive injury history to be insurance for your other QB with an extensive injury history was quite precarious

[I-85 Joe @bigjoe93]

Falcons promoting Mental Health Awareness

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

The best part about being a Falcons fan is that someday I will die

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

WNBA meeting to decide whether 2+2=4 or 2+2=5

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Abraham H. Parnassus @MugEnthusiast22]

@Treythomas_ Half of the player base play like mouth breathing idiots. Yeah bro you’re real good running the same 3 RPOs over again. It’s an easy win but it’s boring as shit playing people like that

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[Manilla Gorilla @Manilla_Grilla]

@seconds_0 "Oh my god, we have a to play against a player that did a minor foul in a prior game."

This is some weak baby bullshit.

In the states, if a star player on the opposing team goes down/gets suspended, we feel cheated out of watching the best possible competition.

[Joel Guerra @joelatwar]

Has any other country won “best country” 250 years in a row or is this the first time?

[AF Post @AFpost]

Trump: “You can be loyal to Karl Marx, or you can be loyal to America. You can be a Communist, or you can be a Patriot. You cannot be both.”

Follow: @AFpost

[sophie @netcapgirl]

the european mind can't comprehend that if it's 97 degrees in your apartment, maybe the room should have a machine that makes it not that

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

POV: You’re a British citizen who just installed an air conditioner:

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

I’ve seen enough just hand us the Lombardi or whatever the trophy’s called

[🦑 @CaicedoSavedMe]

10,000 AUSSIES NEED TO HOLD THAT L

[Hyper 🌪️ @HyperISU]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Fuckkk cómo sonó el estadio después de que validaran el gol

Esto ya es serio https://t.co/wGhGlYWYUx

[JaLobos🔴 @ProjectStrider]

VEGEMITE WHAT FUCK YOU