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“safety never takes a holiday” - Paul Blart

[J @JesseLSmalls]

@Swagman_79 @BarstoolBigCat When you’ve gotta play the Bengals at 1 and a meeting with Lucky Strike cigarettes at 4

[J @JesseLSmalls]

@RapSheet Stfu Ian

[Jordan Asri @wshingtontoday]

Adam Peters swung, he swung hard.

And he missed. And that’s fine. I genuinely liked his approach but I think he overestimated some of these veteran guys and what they truly have left to offer.

Now is the time to hit the sell button on some of these veterans and get back to your regularly scheduled roster building.

[Defense Counterintelligence and Security Agency @DCSAgov]

DCSA remembers: Twelve years ago today twelve individuals lost their lives in a mass shooting event at the Washington Navy Yard in southeast Washington, D.C. Many existing DoD insider threat policies were updated or created following this unfortunate event.

#InsiderThreat

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Petition to make Matt Berry the next James Bond.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

James Wood is the 4th player age-22 or younger to rack up at least 23 HR and 12 SB through the first 90 games of a season in the Wild Card Era, joining Alex Rodriguez (1998), Ronald Acuña Jr. (2018) and Fernando Tatis Jr. (2021).

[J @JesseLSmalls]

@JayDanielsMVP @JankyRondo Ha ha. Hey, @terrellowens, stfu idiot!

[J @JesseLSmalls]

Sometimes I fart and sometimes I pee

[brandon @JayDanielsMVP]

Malik Nabers was asked which QB in NFL history he would want to catch passes from…

“Jayden Daniels”

Then Nabers says “you never know” on the possibility of catching passes from Jayden in the future 👀

(via:@LacyHimself)

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

@america

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

you know Bruce Wayne could have just said fucking hi to Alfred at the coffee shop at the end of the Dark Knight Rises the man raised you as a son

[J @JesseLSmalls]

@grantpaulsen I don’t think the run game currently in Washington is the problem fella

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Buccaneers and Raiders head coach Jon Gruden has signed a multi-year deal with Barstool Sports.

[Adnan Ikic @SayWhichWay]

Mike Evans reacting to Marshon Lattimore leaving the NFC South

[PFF @PFF]

The Commanders are 7-2 👀

[J @JesseLSmalls]

@CookedByTek Quit fucking gaslighting me

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trevon Diggs just hit a reporter with: “Talk about deez nuts”

Get this man a gold jacket

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

guess what day it is...... IT'S VICTORY MONDAYYYYY

@MDLottery | #RaiseHail

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

HAIL NOAH!!!!!!!!!!

📺 #CHIvsWAS CBS

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

“I will never apologize for a win”

-@barstoolWSD with 23 seconds left in the game