Jesse Michael Allison

actor first, singer second, meme-giver third. (he/they)

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

this gets much funnier when you remember they have the exact same reaction to a black Disney princess or Cracker Barrel changing its logo

[katie @katefeetie]

pleasantly surprised the Empire State Building climb stunt wasn’t branded content. glad people are still just doing shit sometimes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Social Media Day.

What is your favorite social media post of all time?

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

One of the most grotesque things about conservatives is their demand for community support & empathy only when they're affected. Depression is a terrible affliction that can be extremely debilitating but he doesn't think anyone else deserves the gold star care taxpayers gave him.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Good start now invite the cast of The Jellicle Ball and have them perform all of The Jellicle Ball and also there’s no wedding just TJB

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The Republican affordability plan:

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

What does a pregnant foreigner look like? Would that look like Steven Miller’s wife? Or would that look like JD Vance’s? Can someone explain?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Dems should turn this into an ad

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

where is her pulitzer

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Republican Rep. Kean voted against 40 hours of paid medical leave for workers, then took 4 months paid leave himself.

[Warren @swd2]

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring.

Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.

[jaz 🪼 ꕤ｡˚⋆ @putyurlightasup]

tatianna revealing on the T&K podcast that she hadnt practiced this in front of anyone before makes it even more sickening

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

shoutout to them for waiting until pride month was over to do this. they knew their place

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

In miami to afford rent u gotta b a prostitue

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

"You're doing too much this should've been my gig why the hell would they have you host and this is the problem with BET"

-Keke Palmer to Druski #BETAWARD

damn 💀💀💀

https://t.co/Pg9bi6EVCr

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

What part of I will attend every parade didn’t you understand?!