Jesse Smith-Dow

My dream is to someday get scared by Ellen DeGeneres.

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@OtunbaSebotimo It did for the theatrical release. The directors cuts way better.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@insomniacookies what happened to m&m cookies?

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@joeroganhq Does he ever give the other person a chance to speak? Dude has just never met a moment that he doesn’t love hearing himself.

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@TheCinesthetic

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

HC situation is troubling, yes. It goes deeper.

There will be 21 OC changes this year.

How many of those hired will be minorities?

Being an OC has proven to be the best path to becoming HC. Of the first 11 OC's to be hired this cycle, only Eric Bienemy is a person of color.

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@JasonMcCourty All the defensive whites are coming out in @PSchrags comments, too!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

They arrested Don Lemon. This is horrifying. I don’t care what your political beliefs or leanings are, what journalism outlet you represent, this absolutely cannot stand.

[Lucy Burdge @LucilleBurdge]

This is a disgrace, first of all it should be $100 of your bill and it should be automatic. You shouldn’t have to log into something to get this. This is actually awful of Verizon.

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@mbar62 hello Michael, my name is Jesse, my mom is Beverly Smith. She’s in trouble, and asked that I reach out to you. Could you message me please?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 A bed

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@jemelehill Does it feel coordinated to you @jemelehill, between teams? Feels like NFL owners and GMs are making a point. I have no idea what point, but it’s weird.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The movies that Kevin watches in Home Alone and Home Alone 2.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Communicating

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@Sober_Atheist @joerogan Obsession? They’re better selling podcasts. I say it’s about dough. Joes after that bag.

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@KILLTOPARTY This is gross! Why do men feel compelled to share their opinions about women’s bodies? It’s unbelievably mean. Just shut the fuck up.

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Did @insomniacookies change their chocolate chip cookie recipe? They’ve been worse my last 3 gets…

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Sobriety, therapy, medication, and my wife. In that order. I needed the previous one to make my way to the next.

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@mjfree This has to be AI

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@TheChiefNerd @andrewschulz Where are my tall liberals at? I’m 6’2” and would drink gasoline before voting for Trump.