Jesse Williams

remarkably unsuccesful standup comic NOT the Gentleman from Grey's Anatomy

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@RachelStoks I sneezed today and lost 4 friends

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@visiblecare I need to stop service ASAP

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I should’ve gone with Demi Lovato instead of Katy Perry

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I wonder if online dating has reduced the # married cousins? #thoughtoftheday

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bernie Sanders Refuses Flashy ABC Podium In Favor Of Own Humble, Homemade Lectern https://t.co/ZD9h5XyNh7

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@HoustonMatters
I prefer to sit in the backyard not on my driveway. #badtexan

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A chicken fettuccine Alfredo sandwich on white bread may have been a bit much even on carb cheat days.

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Found on the JRE forums http://t.co/TdONqc3x2Q via @imgur

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Walking the aisles of @WholeFoods with a hemp tunic, iced coffee and an air of superiority #WorldVegetarianDay

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Too bashful to put nose hair trimmer on my christmas wish list #ReasonsIAmNotFamous

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I keep losing my left socks #ReasonsIAmNotFamous

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Things I've learned
@CrisItalia has amazing story - @AriShaffir
Likeability Olymps better than special olymps @LegionOfSkanks
#PodcastDay

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Things I've learned
Egyptian hookers with oral skills invented lipstick @joerogan
JiuJitsu makes dreams come true @madflavor
#PodcastDay

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

“Kim Davis Secretly Met with the Pope.” It’s true. A thrice-divorced woman met with a 78-year-old virgin to complain about married people.

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Am I a closet Utahan? Loving my @BlackCloverUSA hat and @AltraRunning shoes. Looking to expand the pantry...

[John Wessling @johnwessling]

I know that last play was iffy, but Rockets win if Dwight just makes two free throws! AAAARGH! HOW CAN HE BE SO BAD AT FREE THROWS?? AARGH!!

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Finds it thrilling 2 wear a red polo, khaki pants and act indignant whenever someone asks a question while walking in target #thursday

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saw a sad look on a gent's face when he realized that "foot massage" place had closed and a church had filled the storefront.

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Cut the sleeves off a t-shirt, lost a tooth today. Welcome to the dirty south #justfittingin

[John Wessling @johnwessling]

#ClippersNation is made entirely of #LakersRefugees