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Jesse Bridges Does Not Exist

[OKCTalk.com @OKCTalk]

As of today, Friday August 7th, the OKC Streetcar is permanently free to ride.

This morning, the Central Oklahoma Transportation and Parking Authority (COTPA) voted to remove any and all charges from the streetcar system, effective immediately.

COTPA ran a free fare pilot program for the streetcar from January 5th until July 5th and then extended it for another 45 days. During the course of this test, the streetcar saw an average 74% increase in ridership. Based on this, the oversight board voted today to establish a permanent zero fare service.

The OKC Streetcar is a 4.8-mile service paid for by the MAPS 3 initiative. Service commenced in December of 2018.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

LeBron’s sciatica is gonna jump to Embiid‘s body like the Symbiote

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Curry Barker’s advice for studios trying to cater to Gen Z:

“I wish they understood that we’re tired of slop. We want good movies back. People are still hungry for movies that are original without some big IP, as long as the story is good.”

[chimpfone @chimpfone]

Yeah finally the reign of the boomer and millennial slop comes to an end. Put ur marvel toys away, it’s time for God’s chosen generation to create art on a level that has never been witnessed before

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

this is spiritually pokemon go to the polls

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jay Williams introduces his new segment: ‘Life Alert with SGA’ 😳

“Help me I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

(via @GetUpESPN)

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

the gambling company making AI slop of the player you hate is not your friend. you are their food.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Underdog Sports received a cease and desist letter regarding a promotion that makes fun of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s efforts to draw fouls, per @TheAthletic

“In a letter dated May 22, 2026 obtained by The Athletic, Eric Fishman of law firm ArentFox Schiff LLP, representing Gilgeous-Alexander, asked Underdog to: “permanently cease and desist from any and all use of Mr. Gilgeous-Alexander’s NIL in any and all media, including but not limited to your website (including the Unethical Hoops Website), apps, social media accounts, digital marketing and advertisements, promotional emails, push notifications, affiliate or influencer placements, and any physical goods including but not limited to the board game advertised on the Unethical Hoops Website.”

(https://t.co/PY7uAlRHiz)

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

@fuukattino majority of okc haters

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

My hoop mixtape opens with a Janus Films production logo

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

yall don’t know about that terence trent d’arby

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

sam presti is as good at his job as anyone has ever been at any job

[Ryan Blackburn @NBABlackburn]

I was just reminded that the OKC Thunder own the Nuggets first round picks in 2027 and 2029.

[Jase @jasehoops]

time is a flat circle

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

shit you say at the door of a masonic lodge to be let in

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Bill Simmons says if you replace Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with Brandin Podziemski, the Thunder would still win 50 games 😅

(h/t @NBA__Courtside ) https://t.co/vEw5kQVovj

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i was going to leave the record store but talking heads started playing

[Drew (Toxic I Guess) @ThunderHusky17]

Shai is so good that there’s nothing to actually critique in his game so these people made up “basketball ethics” to have something to be upset about instead of just accepting that they’re witnessing greatness.

[Goodzzz @Dagoodzzz]

Another guy Shai passed up all time

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

my team goated

[Joel Lorenzi @JoelXLorenzi]

The Oklahoma City Thunder, the NBA’s reigning champion, will not make the customary visit to the White House while in Washington due to a “timing issue”, a team spokesperson told @TheAthletic.

More here:
https://t.co/oDvvmqFUN4

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

if you try to show me some ai slop in real life i’m spitting on your phone

[jesse @Jesselbridges]

@bdayboysclips @borissentme let’s hear it for channel 7’s kid of the week substitute coach granger