Ashley

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Authors releasing 50 versions of books is honestly not my favorite thing. Different covers is cool but when it offers different content it’s kinda gross. Not every book needs a bonus chapter or exclusive content!

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

@mah_randa @thebump Super baby power, you can’t see them but they still kick hard

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

But I don’t have a home button 🙁@thebump

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

@karleeberg I got the skirt to match your top.

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Why didn’t they just name Collison “The CM Punk Show” instead 😒

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

@karleeberg Hey I can only half taste things and it has nothing to do with the dentist so 🤷‍♀️ I’m there with ya

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

These are too delicious to be limited edition @Oreo

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

With global warming being such a problem why isn’t anyone rebooting Captain Planet 🧐 #hesourhero

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

@karleeberg Oatmeal is a breakfast

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Still waiting on @SpotifyUSA to create a 6 disc shuffle mode. I don’t want to continue to make playlists, I don’t want to add to my queue, I want to say “randomly play songs from these albums” and be able to change any of the albums out at any time 😂 #90sKid

[babygothbunnyx3 @gothbunnyx3]

Looked forward to my #snackcrate just to be disappointed. They gave me the wrong order and didn't send my chocolate lovers crate. I do not recommend unless they fix the issue :( @SnackCrate_Help @SnackCrate

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Don’t recommend ordering a subscription from @SnackCrate_Help - they have misleading advertisements and terrible support.

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

The 90s American Girl doll should really come with her own Felicity, Kirsten, Samantha, or Molly 💁🏼‍♀️

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Thanks @dustinrhodes now I can’t stop singing about @DanhausenAD

He was a spooky boi
He said curse ya later boi
Under the stage during the show

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

@ImDarkArcher Why

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

@TheNicSoapdish @ImDarkArcher @Lady_Cutler OMEGA comes out as Ron burgundy, the bucks as Sam and Dean, everyone is confused 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Actually happy tears on my metaphorical guitar bc I actually get to go? Shocking turn of events.

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Taylor Swift (and my inability to afford concert tickets) is the reason for the teardrops on my metaphorical guitar

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Taylor Jenkins Reid is easily my favorite author to discover this year.

[Ashley @JessesGirl919]

Orange has a belt. Jade has a belt. Acclaimed have a belt. And now MJF has a belt.

That’s all my favorites and I don’t even like wrestling 😮