diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸

she/her 6’4” since it matters

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

when your crush says they like country girls

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

@softstrawbabie i’m trying to remember which american idol contestant i saw at live on the levee in the mall and i know i tweeted about it 😭 i think it was either david archuleta or kris allen

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

it’s pissing me off that i can’t search my own tweets anymore. just random ass tweets show up that have nothing to do with the keywords i used and they’re not even my tweets

[professional hog groomer @bidetmarxman]

In the 1970s a small town in rural West Virginia desperately needed a bridge, but after years of inaction by US legislators, the mayor reached out to the USSR for help.

Within hours of a Soviet reporter arriving, the WV governor announced a new bridge would be built.

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆🍈 @thesubwaymp3]

an extremely comprehensive chappell roan guinea pig thread ૮₍ ´• ˕ •` ₎ა

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

obsessed with this

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

when will my life become an ali hazelwood novel

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

the problem with gayborhoods is it creates a vacuum of queer spaces in the rest of the city

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

i’m not scared of bird but i can understand why people are

[professional chatterbox 🐦🏳️‍🌈 @notSIug]

ITS FRESH OUT THE EGGS!!!

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

meal prepped korean beef, broccoli, and garlic rice for the work week (what happened financially and calorically the past two days cannot be repeated)

[Troy N. Miller @TroyNMiller]

To be fair, it's not just the Twitter mind.

People believe that WV dropped out of the sky in 2016 when we were the first state called for Trump.

Then collectively and wrongly everyone went "WV has always been ruby red so whatever no big loss"

[maxx @ArnoldMaxx]

Kesha vaping on the red carpet in a trash bag dress she’s so back

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

🦋 redownloaded

[jynx @jynxbby]

"my boyfriend doesn't let me"

[diet dr. kelp 🇵🇸 @mah_randa]

be my red wine supernova ❤️

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

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