𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇

[𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓵 🇫🇷🤽🏿‍♂️ @KarITunez]

The plane at my maths exam after l calculated its takeoff speed of -274km/h.

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

God don settle the fight.

[REHOBOTH 🇬🇧🇳🇬🏖️ @CallmeRehoboth]

“Boss nah swap you wan swap?”
“Boss nah sell you wan sell?”
“Boss Abi nah buy you wan buy?”
“Boss I get wetin you Dey find”

[Akira @Akir_a997]

“older woman” “1998”

[Max @MaxNomaNini]

Anything Aestically pleasing to you guys is love

[𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 @Jessesylvanus]

@SeniorDeyforYou @willismallz ?

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

You people don’t have real life goals or problems tbh

[𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 @Jessesylvanus]

@Zackkhateselon don’t give up dad

[Apollo_★ @Apollo_dw]

“na grace no be juju”
6 years later

[𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 @Jessesylvanus]

@khenney_G that year 😭

[𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 @Jessesylvanus]

@yxyiagain @Odumodublvck_ 😭😭

[𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 @Jessesylvanus]

@little_kingryry lover boy

[snipes.art 👨🏽‍🎨 @_Sniip3rr]

My laundry guy accidentally put a mini skirt as part of my delivery and I’ve been laughing at the thought of having to explain how a mini skirt landed in my room. It happened to me and I still don’t believe the story.

[LNR?$ 🎖️🪖🇵🇹 @heisOG]

“how many times una get intercouse?”

Asake: “1, 2, 3, 4 KA TIE”

[Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn Syed bin Ibrahim @wunnaSG]

"even my mama join them, my sister join but my shima comes first" no worry.

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

I PLAN DO MIDNIGHT CALL WITH MY BABE

HER SISTER SAY SHE DON SLEEP.

TOH.

UNA GOODNIGHT.

[𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 @Jessesylvanus]

women dey lie sha😂

[^ྀི 𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓 𝕷𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖓’𝖘 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑⁷ᥫ᭡ @_caramelx_]

“He’s a very fine guy, but he’s not tall…”
Me:

[Burna Boy @burnaboy]

Ladies abeg o if i dey wit yu for room no take any pictures(no b say i dey form star boy o!!) I jus dey frear dat tin wey una do wande coal.

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

9 years old boy telling me he want to become a pilot in future.

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

If book no enter head e go enter exam hall