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[Jess 🌈 @JessiEdwards77]

I’m going to create a thread of all the random things kids have asked me, because as I’ve learnt, they ask the weirdest things.

[Owain 🦂 @welsh_pain]

People want Nordic policies without paying Nordic taxes

[Rex v. Anton 💫 @antonerable]

A third of pensioners are millionaires Zack

[Cllr Zander West 🌹🇬🇧 @ADZanderWest]

Nobody relies on the triple lock, they rely on a state pensions, the triple lock is a mechanism to increase the state pension annually. It was introduced because state pensions had fallen behind at the time. It’s now unwieldy and unsustainable & is driving a larger generation gap

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

The response to this is absolutely insane btw

Pensioners are being asked to have their state pension go up at a slightly slower rate than it already does, and in return they’ll get free social care

And they’re still complaining!

[Bridget Phillipson @bphillipsonMP]

Imagine you're pregnant and your boss sacks you because Reform scrapped the Equality Act and all the laws that protect you as a mother.

[niki ⭐ @nkiiday]

acho DESUMANO voce devorar um filhote e ainda postar foto dos ossos dele num prato

[Metallady @Alicei_inPains]

Conservatives be like: if I had psychosis I would just have full control of my rational faculties and be able to tell what's real and what's not and control my behavior and reality unlike everyone who's actually been psychotic

[The🌙Magician @ArmoredNorman]

Suddenly fascinated by the concept of an otter discovering marbles and losing their little minds over "the most perfect rock to have ever existed, utterly flawless and beautiful, ever so smooth, so satisfying, and SO MANY OF THEM, what wonders these men possess!"

[Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @BichinhosFB]

Te amo cachorrinho em baixa resolução

[໊ @xoeeie]

oh yeah, super funny to scare women with a real problem (harassment) just to pull off a prank 🥰 Some men call it “just a joke” because admitting they enjoy watching women feel unsafe would sound exactly as ugly as it is.

[Ellen Pasternack @pastasnack_e]

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre. The nurse asks what blood type they all are. 'I'm a type A' says the priest. 'I'm not sure but I think I'm a type B' says the imam. 'I'm probably a type O' says the rabbit.

[Naïlia🦋 @AlgeriaBoussada]

Une femme allaite son enfant en couvrant autant qu'elle le peut. Puis t'as un fdp de pervers vicieux qui se pose face à elle, la prend en photo et la balance sur les réseaux. Va te faire f0utre

[Dragonite Colchonero @Kriist0ff]

Tú puedes beberte una Cocacola y que el tapón se separe, yo llevar a mis hijos al colegio sin que los disparen, Empate supongo

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @eldritchharpy]

no posts about Tim being childless. No articles decrying his lack of children. No headlines stating "Tim Curry’s lack of children demonstrated that the world could in fact love a man who wasn’t a father."

like do yall not see how fucking ridiculous this is

[Charly @zplerhop]

No, we're going to normalize shaming them even harder

[Jessica Green 💚 @soupcanarchist]

I apologize, once again, for not making men's mental health the focus of my postpartum depression post.

[Luckylab_Vicky @Vicky22955256]

让你模仿，没让你超越啊
她是怎么做到如此生动形象的

[Levi 狐👑 @Leviarg7]

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[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

For a brief, shining moment, he knew what it was to fly