stereotypical tired mom

she/her here live, not a cat BLM sometimes tweets about F1 and the leafs

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Stroll why are you SO EMBARRASSING

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

thinking about this cillian murphy interview

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Incredible get up but goddamn I think I just found my next work password

[bry @chicletsbian]

ukko-pekka luukkonen sporting what is one of the sexiest goalie getups i’ve ever seen

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Oooo Jennifer Botterill’s suit is SO GOOD

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Imagine Stevie nicks told you to touch grass tho

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

if stevie nicks clocked me this bad i’d die

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

It’s actually pretty rude how much better I feel mentally when I get up early and workout and have a coffee before anyone else in the house wakes up 🙃

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Imagine taking someone out that aggressively with just the power of your booty

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

@ddale8 Now is not the time to look the other way. You signed up for this duty. Do your goddamn job.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

somebody should write about the probable correlation between the rise of ozempic + the re-emergence of eating disorder content on social media + the return of the VS fashion show. i'm too tired to do it but somebody should

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Biggest mom move ever: bought the boys shit for lunch and completely forgot to buy something for myself 🤦🏻‍♀️

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

He’s just the bees knies am I right

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Hmm I’ve just been informed this involves actually watching the game and not scrolling my phone aimlessly while it plays in the background ????

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

My goal this season is to be able to talk hockey beyond just ✨vibes✨

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Just realised I won’t be diabetic this Halloween truly so blessed 💃🏻

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

Had a deep tissue massage today and I think I saw god

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

I like the lift heavy do less reps approach to working out because at the end of the day I am lazy and want my workout to be as short as humanly possible

[J.A. Prentice @LivingAuthors]

10/10. This is exactly the kind of insanity I expect and want out of monarchs. Keep up the good work. Hope he develops a delusion he’s made out of glass next.

[stereotypical tired mom @Jessi_auto]

I’ve never had the ick so viscerally

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Liam Payne attends Niall Horan’s concert in Argentina.