Jess Henry

God, Family, & America First. 🇺🇸
Dog chick.

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@OdohertyI64991 EPIC

[Senex @senex_official]

Democrats blocked a resolution to end congressional stock trading.

Republicans blocked a resolution that would’ve made it mandatory to provide a report to Congress about how an American died if they were killed by an Israeli.

It may look like they are not working together, but they are. They’re working together to fuck us over.

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@JDunlap1974 Can it run?

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@GuntherEagleman @__0HOUR1_ take a look at this colossal piece of shit here.

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@brucebuffer True story

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

I’ve never been so infuriated after watching a video. I will post only a screenshot because of how upsetting it is.

Police in Santa Ana, CA need help tracking down a demonic woman who was caught on video purposely running over a puppy & killing it. She poured dog food on the ground to bait the puppy to get in the wheels path, then she ran it over and sat the wheel and the weight of the car on the puppy for over 10 seconds, an agonizing death.

Santa Ana PD says it happened on September 8th near 900 W. Park Lane in Santa Ana and cameras unfortunately didn’t catch a license plate.

Someone will know something. Internet, do your thing.

[LSUPIMP2003 @lsupimp2003]

Not AI- Just a Louisiana Saturday night.

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@Jordan370462593 EPIC.

[Jordan @Jordan370462593]

Two grocery workers recreated The Prodigy’s “ Firestarter”
WTF did I just watch 😧😳🫣😂

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@yassm_shasm Close to my seats...

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

💯

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

.@PeteHegseth, best Secretary of War we’ve ever had.

Running laps with the troops around the Pentagon. And running from the front. 💪🇺🇸🔥

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

HERO.

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 BREAKING — Hero Pilot IDENTIFIED as Indian National Smit Machchhar. After being STABBED, he OPENED the cockpit door so passengers could assist.

After the Omani MUSLIM co-pilot put a knife in him, he was on the floor, bleeding, and he still clicked the cockpit open so the crew and passengers could get in and stop a crash.

That is why 174 people are hugging families in Israel instead of being a crater. God bless this man.

Pray he pulls through. Treat the attacker like the terrorist Israel already named. Investigate.

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@__0HOUR1_ Don Lemon

[Mike Malagies @MMalagies]

STOP PLAYING WITH GOD⚠️😱

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@ALAWAMIJ @lefthookclub Yes

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

Uh oh. #liar

[ESPN @espn]

A'ja Wilson on the heated exchange with a fan on the baseline.

Wilson was assessed a technical foul and the fan was removed from their seat.

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@espn Well well well...

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

How I needed this.

[Mike Malagies @MMalagies]

WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS?!

[Jess Henry @Jessica03098445]

@nypost Burn em. Simple.