Jess McEwen

Cheshire Girl, Mummy, Beauty Junkie, Creative Director, Obsessed with Schnauzers

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@santanderukhelp @Ocado ...and now have lost my slot!

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@santanderukhelp my cards (and my husband’s) due to expire next month & no sign of new ones.
I can’t complete my @Ocado Xmas order as my card will not be in date at the point of transaction!
Really dissatisfied with this.
I will not be able to visit the shop in person

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@PoppyD My 3yo calls it a “Boo Boo Hat” 🤣

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[Zing Tsjeng @misszing]

The Daily Mail has mixed up the captions on a Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin story with images of a man surfing with his dog and I'm screaming

[jason @JBinAV]

Lindsay Lohan is a mood.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Da Vinci's "But I didn't have a starter"

[Eimear @MissEims]

Time to bring these guys back home again. They love the little spin into the office bless em.

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@thismorning @hollywills @imacelebrity @ITV @antanddec Should have been @StephenMulhern

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

No one puts Theresa in the corner.

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@UmarKamani have to mention it... Typo within email header gif 😬and then the same mistake in the body of the email! #justaheadsup

[This Morning @thismorning]

Hey @Rylan, did you get up to much last night? 😂

@britneyspears #PieceofMe #Freakshow

[@hughkeogh @hughkeogh]

Fair play to the man, he's eaten his fucking coat too

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@itsSophieBelle Hahhaaaaaa I made myself laugh so much doing it I woke Wilf up

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@itsSophieBelle

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Fox News has been reporting the weather for the past hour and a half. ☀️🌤⛅️🌥☁️🌦⛈

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

When P Diddy tried to get the Sean Combs Twitter handle...

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@TheDaveMonster YAAAAAASSSSS 🙌🏽

[Jess McEwen @JessicaAmie89]

@MattGrippi @itsSophieBelle