Jessica D McClanahan

introvert bartender, lazy bookbinder

[Margee @margeemargz]

dear liberals: cheering on bad things happening to “red states” is in no way the serve you think it is

people who voted the way you approve of live there too. minorities live there. good people who should not be “punished” bc of who their neighbors voted for

y’all are evil

[Gojiwave ☽☾ @Gojirawave]

Maybe stop saying red state voters like everyone who lives in a red state votes for this shit to happen. Is it really that difficult to say republican voters???

[Manos Torgo @manostorgo]

Maybe because humans live in “red states.”
Aside from the FAFO, a state can be 51% “red” and damage done also affects “blue” voters.
If y’all want to live and think in such binary terms that’s up to you.

[LOUDERTHANMOST @LouderThanMost3]

Be careful that you don't sound like one of the brown shirts.
1. My red state had 1/3 of active voters voting blue.
2. Since then, more and more are abandoning support for Trump.
3. There are many kids in poverty in red states.

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

i genuinely can't find the words for how wild it is that blue state dems perpetually misunderstand that "red states" are not simply made up of 100% "red state voters," or that people deserve medical care & basic human rights no matter how they voted.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

I genuinely can’t find the words for how wild it is that Democrats are trying to stop a bill that will devastate red states…while red state voters are cheering it on instead of asking their Republican reps why they aren’t protecting them.

[Mitch Smith ☕️@Blue Sky Social @mitchmws]

@karlykingsley Maybe because it damages ALL states? Maybe because a lot of us dems live in those red states?

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

intrusive thoughts: motherhood edition

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

They know! That's why they're getting rid of the libraries!

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

the only problem i see with this logic is that the offended people in question don't actually read or understand the ideas they want extinguished

[Seerut K. Chawla @seerutkchawla]

“Nobody has the right to not be offended. That right doesn't exist in any declaration I have ever read.

If you are offended it is your problem, and frankly lots of things offend lots of people.

I can walk into a bookshop and point out a number of books that I find very unattractive in what they say. But it doesn't occur to me to burn the bookshop down. If you don't like a book, read another book. If you start reading a book and you decide you don't like it, nobody is telling you to finish it.

To read a 600-page novel and then say that it has deeply offended you: well, you have done a lot of work to be offended.”

- @SalmanRushdie

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

kansas city that was the whackest parade i have ever seen just a bunch of people on busses

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

there was a shooting and we were locked down. i was there getting my baby vaccinated. it was very scary and still not clear what happened.

[cat parliament @kellym2372]

Something major going down at the KCMO Health Department. Many, many police cars, building taped off, surrounding streets closed to traffic.

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

so the nursing room at buy but baby is pretty legit. if there were snacks we would just chill here for awhile.

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

@Sephsrot dying to know where you're at

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

@feraljokes and it's not like each friend is buying a round either

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

One insanely bad thing that has rocketed in popularity post pandemic is people pulling out a credit card at bars and going "close it for now"

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

me going to ikea right before the chiefs game

[Jessica D McClanahan @JessicaDevonMc]

a customer the other night said "are you wearing a mask bc you have covid? please tell me you don't have covid."

[latke @latkedelrey]

the funniest thing about masking when nobody else around you is masking is that a lot of them treat u like u are carrying the virus that they allegedly don’t care about and avoid u