Megan Marie Metzger

I love chihuahuas and Chinese noodles.

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@commannand @theashleyray Yeah lefty straight guys are never thin-skinned

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@licd You’re probably right but I think giving the softest of pushback against a straight lefty guy doing the thing straight lefty guys do is okay too

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@OttoPivnerBFA Relax it was a tiny bit of pushback your baby boy will be fine

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@theashleyray I am sure he’s a peach irl but online he’s an avatar for a guy that often reveals himself to be the very thing he tries to separate himself from (like the guys he’s smiling with in that Netflix pic)

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@GianmarcoSoresi The straight really jumped out brah

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@bongripskill You sure brought out the straight guy in him!

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@RickZhampagne It’s an unfortunate cocktail of adderall and yt womanity

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@Brocklesnitch Depends who’s saying it

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@GianmarcoSoresi @bongripskill Relax, straight

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@FitbaHeid @marlene4719 It’s called misogynoir

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@laracroftbarbie I hate Danny so much I wanna cyberbully him

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

they actually ate this SO BAD i fear😭

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@BenBankas The only joke in this clip is the guy on the stage thinking this is a clip worth sharing

[📙 Alex Hillman @alexhillman]

Hot take: Pizza Hut could launch a BOOK IT for adults and raise the American literacy rate by full percentage points

[Aliceinwunderland @Aliceinwunderl3]

Genuinely a spectacular demonstration of how men feel victimised by women. A slow, rolling crashout at literally nothing more than a lack of validation. It's accidental art.

[daily kb @DailyBerlant]

The first clip from John Early's MADDIE'S SECRET has been released!

In select theaters June 12th (via thedrewbarrymoreshow)

[Megan Marie Metzger @a_joyologist]

@offbeatorbit Bobby 4 all damn day

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@Messinadress1 Getting it removed would require making an effort