Jess G

Okayest wife and mom, just trying to keep up with my circus. Southern born and raised, trying to figure this northern thing out. GTG 🐯

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

@Verizon Any comments for the current outage @Verizon?

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Call me biodegradable because i break down really easily

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

@dilleweed I’ve gotten shirts from @Memphicity before

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

Me, every day 🙃

[🐞 @nooooooo0ooo]

“ You’re late!” “… no shit.”
PLS😭😭😭😭

[MHSAA @MHSAA]

🚨𝙱𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙰𝙽𝚂 𝚇🚨
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@TCWSHTItans
#MHSAABOTF2022 #votenow #tcw #bleachercreatures #titans #BOTF #MHSAA

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

@dilleweed

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

Me, in another room: what sport is on right now?
M: um… water soccer??
#Olympics

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Love... yuck.

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

@DeAngeloRB My son recently pulled his old recorder out and searched YouTube for songs. He learned to play Whip/NaeNae 😐

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

same 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Katt 🐱🎸⭐💞🌪⛈😷💍🚫💉💉💉💉💉🇺🇦🌻💙💛 @StormKatt1]

@TeaPainUSA

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

I’ll add mine- TN to MS to MI... sits in my city for 10ish days, then goes back to TN, then back to MI 🤨
#USPSdelays

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

Poor Ru 🤣🤣🤣 #brattylittlesister https://t.co/oZClo4ppBy

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

Arrested development

[Julia Segal @juliasegal]

Anyone hoping for a peaceful transition has never had to pull a toddler out of a Chuck E. Cheese.

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

One of my favorite videos! https://t.co/HGlOvVX4aY

[Jess G @JessicaEG]

@DeAngeloRB gtg!