JessicaEvaMarie

I use twitter solely for news updates and to complain to corporate social media customer service teams about order issues. Mostly the latter✌

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

When times are tough, you can throw your hands up and get angry or you can work hard and provide solutions. Our team has always chosen that second option, and we’ll continue to – because that is what Canadians deserve.

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

@FedExCanada I've already called customer sevice and there is nothing you can do until tomorrow when it is delivered. Stop lying to your customers and saying you deliver until 8pm, when we both know you don't. Do better.

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

@Uber_Support Just a tweet so all your followers know that you refuse to refund my 40$ order that I receiced with 3/4 of the meal beimg delivered incorrectly. Instead a paltry 5$ uber cash credit. Abysmal customer service. Thanks for nothing Uber.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[MTL Blog @mtlblog]

Don’t Read This Article Si T’es Pas Bilingue https://t.co/a50pY1WSrf #montreal #quebec #canada

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

#lipton chicken noodle soup has a #kosher version...WHERE DO I FIND THIS?!?!?! I need this in my life, STAT! #liptonnoodlesoup #jewcrew

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

I'm in a sea of #civics . #traffic #humpday

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

With the news of #Brangelina splitting I can only imagine that #ByTheSea is now being watched 10000× more than opening week. 😂

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

I just realized #Ditto in #PokemonGO has that name cos it means "me too" & when he changes shape it's as if he is all "me too-I'm Pikachu!"

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

Me thinks some yoga is in order after the first day back at work after a long weekend. 😥 #labourday #whentuesdayismonday #threemoredays

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

This. I have finally found my dancing spirit animal. https://t.co/xqrqpxpi13

[casey @walshmydishes]

*Everytime We Touch by Cascada comes on in public*

friend 1: u better not
friend 2: someone get her

me:

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

Today it is Tuesday. It should be Friday. 😥

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

The only good thing about the day after your birthday is eating cake for breakfast. #birthday #cakeday #breakfast

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

Being married and playing #pokemongo is awesome because you always have a teammate to hunt for cool #pokemon & do gym takedowns #marriedlife

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

When you and your Bae go on a #pokeventure taking over gyms with your #Flareon and #Arcanine 💑 #teamvalor 🔥 #valorpowercouple #pokemongo

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

Yes!! Found the #Staryu and #Magikarp nest by my house. Maybe there will be #dratini in the morning 😊 #PokemonGO #teamvalor #montreal

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

Finally leveled up to 20! #tookforever #PokemonGo #teamvalor

[MTL Blog @mtlblog]

Montreal looks an awful lot like Gotham city at night. Picture by @jyclal #montreal #quebec #canada

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

Ran with 100s of other ppl last night to catch #arcanine . Ran out of poke balls. Ran to a stop 4 times. Phone died. Didn't catch him 😭 😭

[JessicaEvaMarie @JessicaEvaMarie]

I have a real affinity for #HarleyQuinn . Pretty sure she is my spirit animal. #suicidesquad #crazybitchgoals