Jessica Bruno

Just scrolling for some inspo

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Greatest thing about my account being hacked is I remembered I actually have a Twitter account! Hey everyone!

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Oops @NBCNews

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@lydiaeckstein moped

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

need to shout it from the mountaintops: well done @Delta!! From start to finish (with lots of twists and turns in between) an EXCELLENT company to deal with! Thank you to everyone from the ground to the sky that made my getting home possible!

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Love this!

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

How dogs go woof woof in different languages (a ruff approximation):

8. Blaf blaf (Afrikaans)
7. Voff voff (Icelandic)
6. Lol lol (Tamil)
5. Bup bup (Catalan)
4. Ham ham (Albanian and Romanian)
3. Boj boj (Esperanto)
2. Jaff jaff (Bulgarian)
1. Wang wang (Mandarin)

[Alice Keeler @alicekeeler]

If my kid comes home one more time and tells me what other kids clipped down that day I'm going to lose it. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! WHY does my kid even know this?? Clip up charts are wrong. Public shaming is not a discipline tool.

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Soak it all in, baby. Willing to forgo the “no TV” rule for these ✋🏽 role models https://t.co/ExisEFdGMk #QueerEye

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Last night I dreamt that @IMKristenBell and @daxshepard invited me to sit next to them on an airplane and we talked all the way from JFK to LAX. I've never woken up happier.

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Heads up: don’t get stranded in a foreign country with only a @TDBank_US debit card. They’ll force you to stay on a international call for 33 minutes and then tell you the only option is send a ‘secure message’ and wait 24 hours.

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

I bought mine - hope you'll do the same! <3

[Ghostlight Records @GhostlightRcrds]

.@jenashtep breaks down #TheJonathanLarsonProject in this article from @playbill! On Greene Street: "I think it's still my favorite thing I've found. It's the thing that makes me feel most like I knew him.” Learn more about the history of the songs: https://t.co/oWkEA19wX3

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

9 years living abroad, countless international flights "home" - @Delta has just won me over. Wont be flying with anyone else from now on <3

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Second time in three months a flight has been cancelled. @FlySWISS is it something I've said?

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

@HofstraU will be losing a wonderful professor next year! So very proud of my mom and the dedication and passion she’s shown. ‘Barcelona- How Can I Forget?’ by Samantha Aloysius https://t.co/pxycAhbnnh @HofstraAlumni

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Apparently, I can’t tell the difference between a crow’s caw and my baby’s crying. So, It’s survival of the fittest in our house. #boywhocriedcrow #momlife #momsplaining #worldsbestmom #parentsoftheyear

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Hudson Booksellers @HudsonBooks]

"Day You Begin" by @JackieWoodson is Hudson's selection for Best Picture Book https://t.co/luBNoo9tfH @nancyrosep #BestBooks2018

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Just finished episode 1 of #season2 of #MrsMaisel. 👎🏼 What am I missing?!?

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Not only did I pass my re-certification exam but I did so while breastfeeding a screaming infant the entire time! @GoogleForEdu #GoogleCE #momstrong

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

Before being hired as a clothing designer it should be required for you to dress a screaming baby at 3am #nomoresnaps #momquotes #Momsplaining #babytalk

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

@realDonaldTrump Pore vs pour vs poor. Im not fake news, just an English teacher

[Jessica Bruno @JessicaFBruno]

@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump 'To'- going somewhere. 'Too'- also;very. 'Two'- the number between one and three.