Jessica Short

Born on a Sunday ✨

[Jessica Short @JessicaMShort]

I'm pretty sure French onion soup is my soulmate...

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"Happy Christmas Eve Eve!" -Phoebe Buffay

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[USA Swimming @USASwimming]

RAHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

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"Happy Christmas Eve Eve!"- Phoebe Buffay

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Cunk on Earth might be my favorite show to ever exist

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the routine by ross and monica

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Emotionally destroying myself by watching Jack Frost ☃️

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I relate to Taylor Swift because I believe that, she too, would still be obsessed with her study abroad semester ten years later.

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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my emotional support French silk pie.

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When I put garlic powder in my mashed potatoes:

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I’d like to press charges against ragweed for physical and emotional distress.

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@ the United States government

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

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My toxic trait is believing Megalodons still exist.

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Would not do anything for a Klondike bar

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Would do anything for an espresso martini

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Would do anything for an espresso martini

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My love language is someone making the bed for me after I’ve washed all the bedding

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🚨 BREAKING: NASA has revealed the first scientific image from the James Webb telescope. The deepest and sharpest image of the early universe ever taken