Jessica Rae

Believer in the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@CartoonsHateHer Almost every night I woke up convinced that the rumpled sheets/my arm/ my husband's arm was my baby, told myself it was a dream, then continued to see my baby after fully waking up.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@richard_morland @Dr_BellaR @mcgilms There is so much daylight between making a negative comment about someone's appearance and asking if they are okay.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

Special shout out to the flight attendants on our WestJet and Air Canada flights who kept checking up on and entertaining our little traveller 🥰

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

I read a lot of horror stories about babies and travel, but I just got back from a 10 day trip to NFLD which involved four flights, staying in a B&B with thin walls, and lots of eating in restaurants, and every single person who encountered our baby was so kind I could have wept

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

Hi, introvert here! I would rather chitchat about the weather, weekend plans, etc. for the rest of my days than dive into a conversation about "my purpose" with anyone other than like my husband or maybe two friends, good grief.

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Introverts hate small talk. They wanna dive deep. Share your lessons. Your purpose. Your secrets. The stories of your spiritual journey. Discuss psychology, philosophy, and meaning of life. The talk that connects the mind and nourishes the heart. Soul talk. That's what they want.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@clhubes I genuinely feel I have more energy now at 35 than I did for most of my twenties. Twenty-something me didn't realize most of her problems could be solved by eating vegetables, drinking water, and going to bed before midnight.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

Everyone is saying they gave away the whole plot showing the dad as the killer... is it not obvious that the little girl is the killer and the dad is a decoy/victim? I mean, it's M. Night Shyamalan!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘TRAP’ has been released.

In theaters on August 9.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@clhubes

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

Yes! Like my show to have on in the background and my show I sit down and actually watch! Dang, I have never had an original experience.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

something about me is that at all times i must be in the process of watching both a thinking show and a no thinking show, so i always have something to watch depending on if i’m in the mood to form thoughts or in the mood to be head empty! this is very important to me!

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@Heyitskiaahxo @ADK_Kelsey I'll second The Green Mile. I've shed a lot of tears over a lot of books, but I BAWLED reading The Green Mile.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@a_h_reaume @RunningforBaby @clhubes 👋 I also came here to laugh in Canadian. My kiddo just hit five months and I cannot fathom three months being enough leave.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@RE_MarketWatch

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@clhubes For me, a pencil pusher public servant, it's a tie between Parks and Rec and The Office.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

Sorry but these have not been the best days of their lives for nearly a decade now
#VanderpumpRules

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@GraceFacesPlace @realgirl_fieri Not to mention the extra groceries for my bottomless pit of an appetite!

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@Angjbp @clhubes Depends on who's giving advice. When I was expecting I was very open to advice from family, friends, a few trusted coworkers - not so much strangers at the mall, particularly if it was about my pregnancy (i.e. comments on my own body).

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@mel_thegreat I have no idea how I came across your tweet but I feel seen - I have been knitting a sky blanket since 2016 and I don't care if I ever finish.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@KamianCoppins @clhubes Solidarity!
Sincerely, a mom of a 7 week old.

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

I think about The OA once a week, @netflix how dare you?

[ava @gutsforlife]

everyone has that one cancelled show they can’t get over

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

@mediocremumsy

[Jessica Rae @JessicaRaeO45]

Reading these replies while nursing my five week old is so soothing to my soul. Like yes okay, should I also pee when the baby pees? And when's the baby gonna shower?