Jessica :3

it/She

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certified stalkerbait

{REDACTED} your landlord

[Jessica :3 @JessicaShadee]

my pronouns are:

it/its, in the same way you refer to an object
She/Her, in the same way christians refer to their capital G god

[rebb ford @rebbford]

A notice regarding my attendance at TennoCon 2026 for Warframe:

[Jessica :3 @JessicaShadee]

can someone get me a pack of dog cigarettes?

[Jessica :3 @JessicaShadee]

@ProWresSim I did almost scroll past it because it looks like just every other ai slop poster

[KJGD | fudgesquared//DKTRPEACE @insanenredacted]

Everybody used to clown people for using tone indicators but 2026 is proving niggas really did need that shit

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

This man robbed a bank for $1, sat down and waited for the police, just to get free healthcare in prison

In 2011 a man named Richard James Verone walked into a RBC Bank in Gastonia, North Carolina

Handed the teller a note demanding $1

One dollar

Then sat down in the lobby and waited calmly for police to arrive

He was 59. No job. No insurance. A growth on his chest. Two ruptured discs.

Calculated that a federal conviction would guarantee him full medical coverage inside prison

The judge sentenced him to 3 years

He got the surgery

He got the treatment

He told reporters on the way out he had no regrets

A 59 year old American man robbed a bank for $1 because it was cheaper than seeing a doctor

[ktf @seducethewall]

nipple hairs bro are you serious what could their purpose possibly be

[laila @killallmenfr]

“i’m just a girl” “why did we fight for the right to work” “girlboss” “i love turning my brain off” “my boyfriend does all the thinking”

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

I’m 43 now. I’ve worked 50-70 hours a week my entire adult life. I’ve lost years of time with my children and loved ones just so we could afford to live. This life is not only cruel, but unnecessarily cruel. A better world is possible.

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

hey girl i’m really overstimulated can you help me out

[Jessica :3 @JessicaShadee]

@DoL_comix Counterargument: I have seen my retired aunts and uncles make 67 jokes

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

if there was a magic button that when pressed would just completely change our biological sex, like full on changing the atoms in our body, no sign left of ever having been a man, transphobes would still say trans women aren’t real women because we lack a “female soul”

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

See this is the method to make the woke zoomers feel bad for doordashing

[Candylion @CandylionCos]

Bitch I know ur not serious rn

[Cafferine @funkeekatt]

this is cool as fuck. very sad none of the iterations of the Muppet Show have never really embodied Henson's love of avant-garde art and experimental theater. it's a big part of what made those shows cool

[Jessica :3 @JessicaShadee]

@DaylightElise

[Bonny 😉 ( Commission OPEN) @Bonnymama7]

Hammerhead shark 🦈

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

kinda yeah

[Mademoiselle X @platedpanda]

transition goals