Jessica W 🇺🇦

Political views (tho not favouring a specific party), socioeconomic views, comedy at times.

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

@theTRUESPEED Is there a partial outage going on? Me and multiple neighbours are experiencing around 50% of websites (including your own) being down, while others work. All of those websites are working, if we turn off wifi.

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

100%! If all the future sees of our civilisation on earth is our adverts, and they take it that they are 100% representative of the split of diversity at this time, they will think at least 1 in 10 of us are meerkats, and that 50% of dogs have the ability to say "Sausaaaaages".

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

@lowcarbGP https://t.co/8HFkaZMAhm and https://t.co/fVomz6bGzS seem to be the basis for this article, but they're older, so presumably there's something more recent?!

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

@British_Airways Which lounge for Club travellers on the 10.55pm flight from Bangkok to LGW, please? The BA website says Cathay lounge, but apparently that closes at 6.30pm.

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

Question of the day….
When laundry is INSIDE the washing machine, is it launWET?
And when on the drying rack, is it launDAMP?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
(X is more fun than actually doing the laundry....)

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

#askingforafriend 😂😂😂

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Does anyone actually know what Labour would do if they got into power?

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

#IsItOk that this Cath Kidston guinea pig looks like Josh Widdicombe? @TheLastLeg

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

@GWRHelp Any idea how delayed the 1801 PAD to Bath is please? It says "delayed" but no indication of how long. Thanks!

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

People who ask "How have you NEVER seen Star Wars?" and people who've never seen Star Wars...

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

@MxBioHazard @Alan_Measles So glad I saw this, I'm only just down the road in Shoscombe, and been looking for a unique (and not too busy salon) hairdresser. (My autism means I'm a bit 'weird' about having my hair done so I've been doing it myself since 2020, but want someone else to do the work LOL!).

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

Horrendous.... the Hilton Park Lane @LondonHiltonPL is a hotel I would have totally trusted if travelling alone. Until now. Thank you, Melanie, for sharing this - not somewhere I'll be staying on my own again. Good on that black cab driver!

[Melanie Blake @MelanieBlakeUK]

A black cab driver has just had to forcibly remove some random guy who got in my cab with with after me having to push him off several times outside the @LondonHiltonPL despite me gesturing to the door staff I did not know him & he was grabbing me & trying to kiss and touch me as I made it clear and signalled I needed help & they did absolutely nothing - even let him follow me to my car - I will be making a formal complaint on Mondays. Beware women leaving alone - they totally ignored me asking for help & starting I did not know him as he grabbed & kept trying to kiss me - I am appalled at the staffs behaviour 🚨

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

Apparently Jason Orange from Take That.... it's only taken me your casual 9 years to notice....! #StrictlyComeDancing

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

When you wonder if Elon Musk really does deserve the @TheLastLeg Dick of the Year... you see who he's talking with tonight! #muskdick @adamhillscomedy

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

Erm, just me, or have Take That turned into a cringe-y wedding band?! 🙈 I loved their 90s stuff, I loved the reunion at Wembley, but now... errrrrrrrrrr..... #StrictlyComeDancing2023

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

Whatever political side you're on, a 'thank you' really does cost nothing. Being on a different political side isn't an excuse to drop ones manners. If Parliament has lost civil mores, what hope is there for the rest of us?! Top down and all that.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A visual representation of the healing power of time

📹fallinginsand

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

Not just a side hustle for this guy then.... 🙄

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a professional burglar. I've always been careful to not shit on my own doorstep and have made a point of leaving my neighbours alone. This is not made easier by the local Whatsapp group where people regularly state their holiday dates to everyone.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Nothing says change and future like .... David Cameron. It's as if they want the people to sing "you've had 13 years!"

[Jessica W 🇺🇦 @JessicaW84]

@Luminosityglitz @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp I suspect their excuse will be - "Oh, but we're improving the systems for Christmas parcel time".... 🙄