Jessica Bodner

Event planner. NKU graduate. Brunch enthusiast. Dog mom. Diet Coke fiend. Have a little faith, and if that doesnt work, have a lot of mimosas. 🍾

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

YouTube TV is essentially an $80 subscription to monthly emails about which television network YouTube is in a contract dispute with

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

@CrackerBarrel the new design aesthetic is atrocious. PUT IT BACK IMMEDIATELY.

[Matt B. 🏎️ 🥎 🐅 🏈 @Legit_iMatt]

Champagne and caviar for brunch. Pinkies up! @Jessica_Bodner

[🥔 @salzmann__]

A summary of the season

[Blake Jewell @BlakeJewellNFL]

I went from being in full rebuild mode to irrationally optimistic pretty quickly

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

I would pay top dollar to fly an airline that doesn’t allow kids or boomers on flights.

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

AS THEY SHOULD 👑

[Matt B. 🏎️ 🥎 🐅 🏈 @Legit_iMatt]

Apparently Penny’s chart at the vet says that in order for her to get her nails cut, she needs someone talking to her the whole time while calling her “sweetest baby.” 🤣

[Matt B. 🏎️ 🥎 🐅 🏈 @Legit_iMatt]

Apparently Penny’s chart at the vet says that in order for her to get her nails cut, she needs someone talking to her the whole time while calling her “sweetest baby.” 🤣

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

The restaurant we are at in Barcelona measures liquor the same way that they measure Romano cheese at the Olive Garden....you “say when” while they fill you up 🤣🤣

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

@George_Kurtz You don’t think an apology for GLOBAL DISRUPTION might be warranted here? Get a new PR team, ass clown.

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

@CrowdStrike FIX YOUR SHIT. I do not want to sleep in the Las Vegas airport tonight.

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

@Legit_iMatt PTO in Q1 is for rookies!

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

@b_rad_ky Happy Super Bowel day, boss! I hope it was the best one yet 🤣

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

They’ll let you buy Summer Shandy’s in February. You don’t have to ask for permission or anything. Let’s have a day! ☀️🍺

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

@gearhead444 @steveinman @xBLIMEx Except I didn’t have moves like that little dude and I got my ass best by the goat 🤣

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

One upping @Legit_iMatt’s supposed “tweet of the year” because this is electric 🤣

[Donny Treverson PhD @BostonDonnyT]

Leaving Irish goodbyes in 2023, Jewish goodbyes are in for 2024. Sneaking out of the function through a tunnel.

[Carrie @WhoDeyBucks]

Good morning.

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RT and have a good day

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

Can't wait to hear the fake stats from studies the NFL never releases that there is no increase in injuries in Thursday games.

[Jessica Bodner @Jessica_Bodner]

Absolutely unreal.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

they called this on the defense 😡😡😡