Jessy

[©️ @cassgarzaaa]

he drives and i stare at how handsome he is

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

hi i’m alex and i will be ur server tn. before we start, are u mad at me?

[Soup @soupinthering]

why did we normalize eating popcorn out of the same bowl we puked in

[estel imane @REGINAVGEORGE]

saying “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

August flew by like a bunch of bitches in a Nissan altima screaming ayyyyyeeeee

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

[James @CaucasianJames]

better than camp rock? alright man

[Telandus Craft @ModernxTee]

YOU CANNOT CHANGE SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT SEE AN ISSUE WITH THEIR ACTIONS!!!

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

the sexual tension between a straight man and an unnecessarily large television

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

what is hip hop teaching our children? i caught my son listening to action bronson and now he’s in the kitchen making a prosciutto wrapped turkey roulade with pomegranate-port reduction

[Kehinde🌍☄️💕 @kehindee_b]

are you http? because I’m :// without you

[MCU villain sympathizer who hates Costar @meezandthanks]

Naming my son Andy but spelled &y

[Saralicia @saraliciac]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have