Jessica Lust

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@ladyhorrors I can see you in this 🤩

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@fauxparse Moorea!

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@In_Increments I relate. Sending strength and sympathy. Hope you have enough Panadol

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@brendonbennetts So many great songs but the strangest was definitely Goodnight Saigon by Billy Joel. Umm….

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@mistertodd A salesman

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@mistertodd “If you are certain you don’t want to not unsubscribe click confirm.”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to say "I won't be coming"

1. I might pop down
2. I'll give you a text
3. I'll see how I feel
4. Sounds interesting
5. I’ll see what I’m up to
6. Let’s play it by ear
7. What time you getting there?
8. I’ll check the diary
9. Sounds good
10. Could do

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Just went to see the movie Ambulance, what year is it now?

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Miniature schnauzers are actual thugs

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@In_Increments @Miss_C4nton “What are people trying to get rid of on Facebook?” is my favourite store, second only to “The side of the road in an affluent suburb”

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@CherieHowie @kirsty_johnston My leftie partner can’t use scissors. That would be so inconvenient!

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This morning at yoga practice the teacher referred to shoes as both “foot coffins” and “foot condoms”

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The family BBQing on the Bunnings ad is so dull, it’s not believable that they would have guests, we would all be busy that night

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@ladyhorrors I felt I genuinely deserved extra credit towards my degree when I mastered scones. I remember thinking - how do they NOT know how much work this took? How much good it will bring?

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@ladyhorrors That was a good move, there’s another bit later on where you’d want a friend with you - but it’s a beautiful film 😍

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Share please....

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@Rach_Hussey Sorry to hear that 😔

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Past tense me only bought just enough chocolate for the recipe, what a miserable bitch.

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@kehealey 👏🏼

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@kehealey She’ll let you call her Jaz but she won’t legalise gardening.