Jessie Holback

[cole @wyacole]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[iza @izamamaa]

I’d rather have robots cleaning rivers than writing screenplays.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Unmuting myself to say “thanks” at the end of a Teams Meeting, is all you gonna get from me.

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Me when the maintenance man comes

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

cuntniss everdeen from district ate

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When ur social battery is dead but u see the biggest yapper approaching u

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

The state of the union

[sarah @slothanova]

do something @FBI @NATO @TheTweetOfGod

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

A “fake American citizen?”

Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry?

Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them.

Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[Adam @AdameMedia]

The Israeli flag is torn down in front of the United Nations building in Rome.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

best feeling

[Jessie Holback @Jessicaholback]

@AnimaLancaster Any updates?

[Jessie Holback @Jessicaholback]

@AnimaLancaster Any updates on her?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Them: why don’t you post yourself
Me:

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

the appetizers at my wedding:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when the liquor kicks in & the social anxiety goes away