Jessica

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Psychologists generally agree that the maximum number of stable connections a single person can maintain is around 150. These are the people you have a genuine two-way relationship with beyond a surface-level superficial connection. I think of how many people I follow online; and this is where the original post really hits hard. Think about it long enough and you'll start to seriously consider where to focus your energy, and how much time you spend engaging online.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Hi mate, please pay £5k to @CorporalScotty and send me the receipt. Thanks. 👍

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

another reason we don't fly to the US

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Well said, Mr Elba. 👏👏

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

I live in a country where a man randomly stabs two people and people are more annoyed that the police kicked him after he did so

In a proper country he is eliminated there and then 👍

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

The trend of telling people they can’t celebrate their marathon if it’s not done in a certain time is dumb. It’s hard to move yourself 26.2 miles at any pace. Period. Anyone that takes that on and finishes is impressive in my book. In all things in life, run your own race.

[Tom Richardson. @tommyr345]

In London hireable Lime scooters top out at 12.5 mph.

That means that if you rode one round the London marathon course at top speed, never braking or backing off, by the time Sawe had finished you'd be more than a mile behind him.

Absolute madness - as someone pointed out!

[Hal The Blade ⚔️ @HalTheBlade]

No offence but if you followed financial advice from a man named HS TikkyTokky, you deserve to lose money.

[George Lineker @GeorgeLineker]

HS Tikky Tocky - absolute prick

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Just pour the scalding coffee into my cupped hands, please

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

God, that @chrishoy doc was one of the saddest, yet most inspiring films I’ve ever watched. He and his wife are remarkable, stunningly courageous people. 💔

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

How can this staggeringly tone-deaf post STILL be up? Does nobody at Downing St work on Sundays? Shameful.

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

Labour voters. Just checking in again x

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

If only there was an incredibly ironic and timely song to play at a time like this

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

lmfao was it supposed to turn itself in?

[D @_Unknown_D_]

Oh man I’m howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CALL A GENERAL ELECTION

WHO voted for this???????

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Nine biological men being declared ‘Women of the Year’ by Glamour magazine is beyond parody even by ludicrous woke virtue-signalling standards… and, I suspect, the beginning of the end for Glamour magazine.