Jessie Gaul

I don’t even know why I still have a Twitter.

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We’re watching an apocalyptic show on Netflix, and I won’t ruin it for anyone by naming it. But I’m disappointed it’s aliens. Feels like lazy writing. That’s all.

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My niece is everything I wanted to be in middle and high school, but my parents wouldn’t let me. Now they’re like “She’s so cool, I’m glad she’s finding herself.” And she is, but like, damn you guys, that could have been me? 😂

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What I’m thankful for. ❤️

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Watching Haul the Holly on Netflix.
This girl made and decorated cut out cookies in two hours. Now that’s Christmas magic. @hallmarkchannel

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@WreckologyTV @ZuluEleven @JacobTufts @SawyerHackett @DanKaszeta Not only that, but how is nobody mentioning the other circumstances. Speed limit on that highway could be 70mph. Everyone is saying 60 isn’t slow enough, but it is if the speed limit is higher than that. It’s also unsafe to drive way below the speed limit, especially at night.

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I feel really sad when I see beans in chili. 😔

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Someone left a carnation on our doorstep yesterday and in the process left our storm door unlatched, allowing the wind to catch it and then break it.

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Some just had to learn the toughest lesson of all...not all peanut butter is for her. #heartbroken

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I was excited to see what my dog would do with the snow today. She did nothing and doesn’t care, never been so disappointed in anything my whole life.

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It’s squallin

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@therealenielsen You can spell it however you’d like 😘

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“I was fine with you touching me until you said that’s what you were doing and now I’m not ok with it.” -Luna

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I miss John Candy.

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It could just be me, but I think she’s the cutest when she’s sporting Dobby ears.

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Portfolio: completed mural. Turns out I can paint shit on walls. Learning experience: never doing it again.

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I mean...

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Sleepy babe.

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It shouldn’t be an expectation that everyone needs to have offspring.

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You can tell because of the way that it is.