Elise L. Torres

I like cats, eggs and a select amount of people.

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@JiimJamms Marriage man 😂

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@thesarcastigirl Well. Same

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Spends quite literally all day exhausted and wanting to sleep. Head finally hits pillow, eyes and brain are suddenly awake.

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Sam was feeding Jordan a bottle last night, trying to put him to sleep, I started singing “Jesus Loves Me” in attempts to soothe him… and Sam was like:

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@JiimJamms 🤣 anything to avoid any human contact.

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@WokeWordsOfSam Calling us out on our inability to put our clothes away 😂

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@carly_jane718 Thats so kind of you 💛 Thank you!

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Becoming a new mom on top of life in general can be emotionally and physically draining sometimes 🙃

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@WokeWordsOfSam What a jerk

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In case anyone wants an update on my cool status

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@JiimJamms Hahaha YES! I came across his Facebook page yesterday and remembered that memory!

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I remember one time in middle school a kid got his hand stuck in the garbage disposal in the Home Ec class. The fire department had to come get it out,

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@WokeWordsOfSam Too close to home. This kid ain’t yours

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@WokeWordsOfSam hey, now that you’re a dad do you have any good jokes?

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@ian_m_black Now I’m not sure what to think…. ☹️

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Does this make me cool?

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Nothing makes a bad day worse than being pregnant and already emotional enough and hitting a squirrel and watching it flop around suffering in the rear view mirror. I am traumatized

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Glad everyone else is complaining about this heat because I thought I was just being a pregnant wimp ☀️🔥🥲😂

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@WokeWordsOfSam Very high hopes.