Sam was feeding Jordan a bottle last night, trying to put him to sleep, I started singing βJesus Loves Meβ in attempts to soothe himβ¦ and Sam was like:
I remember one time in middle school a kid got his hand stuck in the garbage disposal in the Home Ec class. The fire department had to come get it out,
Nothing makes a bad day worse than being pregnant and already emotional enough and hitting a squirrel and watching it flop around suffering in the rear view mirror. I am traumatized