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married to my best friend and the momma to two beautiful kids💙💛

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@_colbycraig @lindsirae12 @sur_rules @bebaxter13 Oh wowwwww lol

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@Rsnida @TrampasPorter Oh wow!!! Lol

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@Dani12J Ohhh hi DJ merry Christmas booboobear

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@TrampasPorter Wtf does that even mean

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Tired affff

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

The Machine.

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ALBERT HAS DONE IT!

700!!!!!

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Go DJ still takes me back to high school and learning how to drink 🙃

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Can I just pick up my fams life & move to Florida?

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Why did that make me teary eyed?? 🥹

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

You can’t keep anything from a #Leo

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@lindsirae12 @amazon So does old navy. Ya we got your return. But ur credit will hit in 1849492 days. Ya I'll forget abt it by then 🙃 hope it comes 😂

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Jokes on me.

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My kids Alexa request. Lincoln- Alexa, play "I should go to bed". Nix let's us have our dance party. Nix- "Alexa, play Life's Good"

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Hates a strong word but...

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🫠🫠 I swear our health in this fam is crap.. ughhhh

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That 20 min power nap i get at school pick up is everythingggg

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@ShariLynnStratn I can promise ya won't catch me in one 😂

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Stopppp with the bleached shirts

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@courtburro They are awful! Lol