Jess Randell

Nurse. Free Thinker. Human Weapon. Sexual Animal. Centre Back. Deal with it.

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@SlowcalaNole @RachelMComedy He was a cancer on the nation

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@GuinCollin @RealMarkLatham maybe lay off the skynews granpa and see whats really going on

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@tessbigfoot23 @RealMarkLatham learn your history and have a fucking look around.
You think suicide, sickness and incarceration means their "lives are now better". Jesus christ how dumb people are in this country

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@Yuraygir_137 @RealMarkLatham What an achievement! You must be so proud

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@RealMarkLatham Imagine being this fucking stupid out loud

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@IrishHalfPint67 @JennaEllisEsq @StacyLStiles @GOP

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@Jt92Gyp @JennaEllisEsq Looks like the plan is... checks notes...Conservative tears.

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@jasonknipfer @BobBrigham @JennaEllisEsq No one voted for Biden to be president you moron, I certainly didn't. We voted to get that corrupt buffoon the fuck out of there.

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

This brave bitches in Saudi Arabia are paying the ultimate price for fighting for the most basic of rights. We will not forget them. We must support them!! #FreeLoujain

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Loujain al-Hathloul, who fought Saudi Arabia's ban on women driving and became one of the kingdom’s most prominent prisoners, has been sentenced to nearly 6 years in prison. https://t.co/8QKuCR7wsV

[Megha Rajagopalan @meghara]

NEW from @alisonkilling and me — we used public records, satellite images & interviews to find and map scores of factories built right inside Xinjiang's mass internment camps. An ex-detainee who was forced to sew school uniforms said that inside, "I felt like I was in hell.”

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@ellymelly Trawl through your replies? Please I'd rather put my tits through a saw mill.

"Moral consistency" Brilliant!! Have you thought of a career in stand up? Because you are hilarious.

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@RealMarkLatham Fuck you must be an embarrassment to your children. Those poor bastards.

[Cricbuzz @cricbuzz]

Jasprit Bumrah at MCG --

6/33
3/53
4/56
2/54

77.5 overs | 15 wickets | Avg 13.06 | SR 31.1

#AUSvIND

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@rowandean It's all true. Amazing you how it's just you and an ever diminishing group of nutters who deny the reality of what is happening. Wake up honey. The world is moving on with you.

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@cowcumbla @heath_buck @mpsmithnews Oh spare me hun."If Australia is failing you please relocate to a better country" is simply another way of saying "go back to where you came from"

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

Yep

[Luke Leifeste @lukeleifeste]

Timothée Chalamet opens up about the infamous Lily-Rose Depp boat shot 🥺 https://t.co/mimDjpKQ5w

[Branko Milanovic @BrankoMilan]

This is true. Monarchies belong in the history books. The *ultimate* inequality of opportunity.

[Jess Randell @JesssRandell]

@DaniLeever @jules_lefevre Most cooked moments?!? You forgot the bit where the host slept with 3 different contestants. Cle, Bec and Amali.