Jessica Winward

documenting my daft behaviour and aggressively retweeting anything to do with animals

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Petition to ban the sale of boiled eggs in all train stations and airports please.

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@hellomag erm..

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@samjobutton @boohoo As did I. And bang on the door bedding ❤️

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@jackmoonev @willmathie

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When your doctor prescribes you tutti frutti flavoured tablets 😬

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@Larlit @samjobutton I’m going to be so suspicious everytime she meets anyone now when I watch it

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Moonpig nailing the suggestions for my Grandma’s 90th birthday on Saturday.

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@BBAnimals @torlear_

[Hatty Collier @HattyCollier]

Deeply personal but this was me in A&E last year desperately trying to get help for a chronic UTI and excruciating pelvic pain. I was sent home with painkillers. Today, @mollyblackall, @the__chez and I shine a light on this illness for @theipaper https://t.co/8a5kBYukHQ

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Cc @samjobutton

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Disney plus is great but can we get a @Nickelodeon plus soon please? I want to watch Zoey 101 and Sabrina asap.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Someone’s overdone it with the gravy.

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@Larlit Preach. Leave them for Britney kids x

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Read that low-rise jeans are coming back and now I’m in a mood.

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Can ‘quiz in my pants’ as a team name just be illegal now please

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@O2ForumKTown hey can you tell me the set times for blossoms tomorrow please? Thanksss

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Have I already overplayed the new ABBA song? Yep

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@willmathie Come on Twitter 💕