Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable

GOTH DJ & Comedian • Alt Musician • Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror Author • Graphic Designer • Leftist-Anarchist • Manic Pervert • Evil Chef ...

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

I am planning to publish a FREE Ebook
of my Best Tweets from Twitter
sometime this year. Details are forthcoming...

#BestOfTheJester

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

Sirrah! Knowest thou whither lies my conveyance?

#MakeAnythingSoundShakespearean

😆

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#DuringTheApocalypseI

Will be Laughing at ALL of the

#MAGA Fake Christians as They are

served Their Just Desserts to Choke On!

😈

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

#WithMyWandIWill

Tantalize You

MERCILESSLY!

😈

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

#ItWouldBeBetterIf

Half the people on this Foundering Ship

would STOP KNOCKING Holes In The Hull!

😠

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

#NowThatTheresMoreDaylight

🌞

The Yellow Face!

It Burns us, Precious!

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#TimeTravelingWouldBeFunIf

I could Tidy Up the Timeline by

Erasing a few Major Mistakes.

😈

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

#TheOnlyInformationIWillShare

Is:

Fun With Ann & Archie!

My Upcoming

#Anarchy Manifesto Pop-Up Book

Don't Miss It!

Preorders begin April 1st!

😀

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

OK, but now you need to tell me #WhatMyMiddleNameIs >👺

🙅‍♀️ <Aw Hell No!

🙍‍♀️<You Can FUCK OFF, Rumpelstiltskin!

👊💥 💫👺

🚶‍♀️

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

#TodayIsOreoCookieDaySo

it's a good time to pull some things apart
and lick out the creamy center.
😉

But, Every Day Is, if you've got hold of
the Right Kind of Cookie.
😋

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

@SilipigniMario @caldmurchfield 😆

[Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield]

#WhenLifeSucks Look at an axolotl. 😃

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#TodayIsDoSomethingDaySo

I'm doing Something.

But to Unlock,

You need to be an OnlyFans Premium Member.
😉

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

#WhenLifeSucks

Suck on a Lemon? (or something like that?)

🤔

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#IExpressNegativeFeelingsBy

Sublimation in Service to a Higher Cause

😈💥🕷️⚡👁️🖤😆🎭🧠😭💔👁️‍🗨️🦇😬💣🧟🤬👹🦖🌋☢️🦝⏳⛈️🌀😮🦄🥔🎱🤯🔗🐺📿🙃🗡️♓🐓🌻🤪🔥 ⚜️🍎🥐🌪️🦀😕🦑🐙😵‍💫🍄ƆH∀OS!🌞🍸🦊🫠🪬🎡♏ 🌚😜♠️🎠👻🌜🧩🐼🎲🤣🏴📢⛲🪞🥁🫣🌊🪢⚠️🐊🧛‍♂️🩸🥨🪙😱⚰️🌟🍂☣️🔱♾️🧬☄️

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NEW* and IMPROVED**

*all-new lesser-quality ingredients

*improved to be much smaller and easier to eat

#DisclaimersForBrands

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#MyBarkIsWorseThanMy

Bite?

🤔

Depends whether I'm the

S or the M at the time...

😈

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

That @#$%&! #FAA refused to clear

my #Pterodactyl for takeoff!

🤬

#TheReasonMyFlightWasDelayed

[DM @patchdennizen]

#ThingsILikeToDoAgainAndAgain
By
Seymour Dejavu

[Jester_of_Chaos, The Ineffable @Jester_of_Chaos]

...and then, while the Jello

sets in the hot tub, they get lubed up,

& I pass out the blotters and turn on the strobes.

She slinks in with her Cheetara getup

stands behind me and firmly grasps my

[REDACTED By Order Of The Ministry Of Decency]

#ThingsILikeToDoAgainAndAgain

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#IfICouldBeABartender

I would definitely need to learn

how to mix drinks while lying flat on my back

behind the bar, wasted.

I'm not an Alcoholic (technically); but am at times
a reasonably-good facsimile.