#TodayIsOreoCookieDaySo
it's a good time to pull some things apart
and lick out the creamy center.
😉
But, Every Day Is, if you've got hold of
the Right Kind of Cookie.
😋
#IExpressNegativeFeelingsBy
Sublimation in Service to a Higher Cause
😈💥🕷️⚡👁️🖤😆🎭🧠😭💔👁️🗨️🦇😬💣🧟🤬👹🦖🌋☢️🦝⏳⛈️🌀😮🦄🥔🎱🤯🔗🐺📿🙃🗡️♓🐓🌻🤪🔥 ⚜️🍎🥐🌪️🦀😕🦑🐙😵💫🍄ƆH∀OS!🌞🍸🦊🫠🪬🎡♏ 🌚😜♠️🎠👻🌜🧩🐼🎲🤣🏴📢⛲🪞🥁🫣🌊🪢⚠️🐊🧛♂️🩸🥨🪙😱⚰️🌟🍂☣️🔱♾️🧬☄️
...and then, while the Jello
sets in the hot tub, they get lubed up,
& I pass out the blotters and turn on the strobes.
She slinks in with her Cheetara getup
stands behind me and firmly grasps my
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#ThingsILikeToDoAgainAndAgain
#IfICouldBeABartender
I would definitely need to learn
how to mix drinks while lying flat on my back
behind the bar, wasted.
I'm not an Alcoholic (technically); but am at times
a reasonably-good facsimile.