Criminologist💯⛹️

Young and Gifted .... Surpassing Ambitions 🫡MSc | Bsc Criminology

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

What is Trinity guy cooking?👀😂

[Criminologist💯⛹️ @JesuOkinFail]

@IyanuGreat955 @DurojaiyeSegun Right 🤣

[Criminologist💯⛹️ @JesuOkinFail]

@folasanwo @dumebi_nwanze 😂😂

[MODERN MEN MORALS @Moralityrevived]

HABITS I STOLE FROM WEALTHY PEOPLE

1. The One Phone Rule

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

IF YOU DON BROKE PATAPATA, RETWEET!!

[jason @cubana_WL]

Go to cafes guys… classy girls full there like craze… you go just Dey see iPad and laptop open here and there… start a conversation and enjoy… thank me later

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

Today in church, our pastor announced that ₦800,000 was missing from last Sunday’s tithe and offering.

Last Sunday was Youth Sunday, and the youths were fully in charge of the service.

After the service, they reportedly handed over just ₦120,000 as the total amount realised.

Pastor said the figure made no sense, so they brought out the church record book.

According to the records, the least amount ever generated on a Sunday this year was ₦680,000.

Silence everywhere.

Nobody knows who took the money.

Pastor said:
“Anything youth programme, I don’t want to hear it again in this church.”

Omorh… the atmosphere in church today was something else.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

life hacks every man should learn and do at least once a year

1. wake up early on a saturday and take yourself out for breakfast. dress clean, smell good, go somewhere calm and order a proper meal. no rush, no pressure. just sit, eat slowly and enjoy the moment. take a few selfies too even if you usually don’t.

2. book a decent hotel room in your city for one night. nothing too expensive, just comfortable. carry a small bag like you’re escaping life for a bit. order food, take a long shower, put your phone away for some time and rest properly. learn that peace is the luxury.

3. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick the exact seat you actually want. think deeply, laugh hard, cry if you need to, feel whatever you feel, no one talking to you. just you and the movie.

4. go to a café on a weekday, order a drink and a small pastry. sit by the window and face your phone down for a bit. watch people going to work, students rushing, cars passing, birds singing, children playing, just life moving in that pace.

5. take yourself somewhere peaceful outdoors. maybe a park, a quiet road, a waterfront or anywhere with fresh air. walk slowly with music in your ears or just enjoy the silence. clear your head a little.

6. learn to genuinely enjoy your own company, brother. if you can be happy alone, you become harder to break, harder to pressure and harder to control.

7. enjoy yourself man. come on, you need it, you deserve it.

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buena suerte 👍

[DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA @DHQNigeria]

DEFENCE HEADQUARTERS CLARIFIES CLAIMS OF TERRORIST BASE IN THE SOUTH WEST ASSURES NIGERIANS OF ONGOING SECURITY OPERATIONS

The Chief of Defence Staff, General Olufemi Olatunbosun Oluyede, on behalf of the Armed Forces of Nigeria extends his deepest sympathies to the families of the victims, the government and people of Oyo State, and the entire nation over the deeply painful and unconscionable attack on Baptist Nursery and Primary School, Yawota; Community Grammar School, Ahoro-Esinele; and L.A. Primary School, all in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State. General Oluyede describes the abduction of innocent children and staffs as a callous and reprehensible act that strikes at the heart of every Nigerian, and assures grieving families that the full weight of the Armed Forces is being brought to bear to ensure the safe and unconditional return of every abducted victim. The Chief of Defence Staff further calls on all Nigerians to remain calm, united, and cooperate with security forces during this critical period of operations.

The Armed Forces of Nigeria wishes to categorically address recent media reports and public speculation suggesting that terrorist elements have established a permanent operational base within the South West geo-political zone of Nigeria, particularly following the attack in Oyo State. It is pertinent to state that the incident was an isolated criminal act and does not reflect the existence of any entrenched terrorist structure in the region, as the Armed Forces had earlier conducted a comprehensive clearance operation of the Old Oyo National Park (OONP), effectively neutralizing the operational capacity of criminal elements within that corridor. Current intelligence assessments do not support the conclusion that any structured or permanent terrorist base exists within the forests or hinterlands of the South West region. Criminal elements, however audacious their recent activities, do not constitute an established insurgent presence, and the Defence Headquarters cautions against narratives that may cause unnecessary public panic or embolden adversaries by overstating their capabilities.

The Defence Headquarters wishes to assure all Nigerians, particularly residents of the South West, that own troops are currently deployed and actively operating within the forest in pursuit of the perpetrators and in search of the abducted victims. Troops made contact with the criminal elements two days ago, have since reorganized, and are continuing the search and pursuit operations with full determination. Working in close coordination with relevant security agencies, the Armed Forces is conducting intensive joint operations across forest corridors and ungoverned spaces in the zone. The Armed Forces is equally engaging the local populace for human intelligence, recognizing that community cooperation remains an invaluable asset in the effort to recover the abducted victims safely and swiftly. The joint effort with all security agencies and local vigilantes will ensure that the forest is thoroughly cleared of criminal elements and that lasting peace is restored to the region. The Armed Forces of Nigeria will not relent until every abducted victim is safely recovered, the criminal networks responsible are dismantled, and normalcy is fully restored across the South West and indeed all of Nigeria.

Signed
MICHAEL ONOJA
Major General
Director Defence Media Operations
19 May 2026

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Due for a Big Win, Ya Allah 🤲🏽

[Lagos DSVA @Lagosdsva]

To report any form of Domestic Violence, Sexual Violence, Child Abuse, Rape, Sexual Harassment and other related issues in Lagos State, call 0-8000-333-333. It's free and it works 24/7.

[Rt. Hon Adebo Ogundoyin @Adebo_ogund]

Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.

[Xeusthegreat (♟,♟) @SamuelXeus]

A moving man is me, I have met my luck.🎯

[Skills Mastery @SkillsMastery_]

These are the same survival skills you need to always remember.

[OVP📍 @Ov_Philip]

I thought we can't cheat nature, but this guy just did😒😭���

[Criminologist💯⛹️ @JesuOkinFail]

@Letter_to_Jack More reasons why as an owner you have an idea of any business you set up . My Operator does this things but I just go there fix my machine and give strict warning not to tamper since you can’t do your job.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

You can be in the same place with someone but face different realities.

This is very deep!

[Raksha @caraksha103]

why does nobody ever talk about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS… then change jobs and NEVER speak again.

[Ṣẹ́gunfúnmi😎 @segoslavia]

As a security analyst, monitoring the perimeter means:

- Reviewing firewall logs for blocked/allowed connections.
- Identifying scanning attempts or brute-force login attempts.
- Flagging unusual outbound traffic that may indicate malware beaconing or exfiltration.
- Understanding what should (and should not) be exposed at the perimeter.

[Olu Ojedokun, PhD, FNIM @employlawone]

@okikiayo11 I am Olu Ojedokun Esq, I know Noah Suliamon, I have taught him, worked with him and mentored him, he is beyond reproach and I can vouch for him!