I called my mum this evening and said, “Hiiiiiiiii”
She replied, “I’m fine”
I said it again… “Hiiiiiii.”
She said, “I said I’m fine.” 😭😂
She kept saying she’s fine until I had to correct her 😂
That’s how uneducated my mum is.
But I am super proud of her for how she hustled and prioritized her children’s education ❤️🫂
Couple of weeks back,my dad was trying to pluck orange(I don’t know why),he fell and fractured his ulna. Today my mum was trying to pick something and fell. I called my dad to know why they’re falling alot and he said “it is because we don’t have in-laws or grandchildren”.
Fairs.
If you don’t have a fat ass by 2026, if you’re like this🫸🏽 🫷🏽, you’re gonna be chopped.
You’re gonna be the first to be chopped.
Some of my best friends are like this,🫸🏽🫷🏽
Some of my best friends…
***Holds back tears***
You go hear crow and step outside only to discover it’s a cow making the sound, your first reaction suppose be shock because that’s not normal.
But Nigeria has become so dysfunctional that you can hear a crow, come outside, see it’s a cow making the sound and not be surprised anymore.