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[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Kindly create awareness.

Missing child.
Name: Miracle chizaram Moses from Ozi Item, Abia state.

Kindly reach out to the following contact if you have any info. 07035157746, 09079938221, 08077681492.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

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[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🗣️ Rafael: "Fergie used to love Anderson. Once we were in a packed elevator and Anderson screamed, "Sack Tap!" and slapped Fergie on the nuts from below. We thought he would kill Anderson, but he laughed."

[Hazel @Hazel_qs]

A rich man hired me to prove his wife was cheating.
I’m a private investigator.
He paid for six months of surveillance, wanted evidence for a divorce, and was absolutely convinced his wife was sleeping around.
So we watched her.
For four months.
She volunteered at soup kitchens. Helped at children’s hospitals. Ran church food drives.
She was spotless.
Her husband wasn’t.
He was the one bringing women home. Sometimes two in one day.
At the four-month review, we showed him everything.
His wife was loyal. He was the cheater.
He got angry, canceled the contract, told us to pull the equipment, then refused to pay us because we “didn’t find what he hired us to find.”
So I did something he definitely didn’t plan for.
I gave his wife everything.
Every video. Every timestamp. Every woman.
She divorced him. Took the house. Took the cars. Took a huge chunk of his money.
Then my company sued him too.
We won.
A few months later, I ran into his ex-wife again.
We got coffee.
We’ve been dating ever since.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

So many people defending INEOS and it’s actually hilarious.

- Liverpool finished 1st and signed 6 players.
- Arsenal finished 2nd and signed 7.
- City finished 3rd and signed 8.
- United finished 15th… and signed 4.

The best teams constantly bring in quality players. Only United fans seem to think that once you sign someone for a position, that’s it... you can’t improve on it anymore.

The way INEOS have convinced people to accept mediocrity is honestly ridiculous. With UCL money, if they don’t bring in at least 6 players, they’re not serious about being successful.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🎙️ Patrice Evra asked whether he prefers Arsenal or Manchester City to win the league:

Ian Wright:
“Arsenal could end the season winning the Premier League and Champions League. Would you rather see them win the premier league or City?”

Evra:
“Me, I always think about what damages Manchester United less. (laughs)

Because if Arsenal do the double, suddenly everybody starts screaming for Declan Rice to win Player of the Season over Bruno Fernandes. And honestly… if they win everything, it becomes difficult to argue against it. Then if City win the league and FA Cup, and you have Erling Haaland as top scorer.

So the perfect scenario? Arsenal bottle the double. City win the league. Chelsea beat City in the FA Cup. And somehow Igor Thiago overtakes Haaland in goals. That’s the most peaceful ending for United fans.”

[Engr. Napoleon Onyebilama @NapoleonOnyebi1]

MISSING CHILD 💔💔
KIJDLY REPOST AGGRESSIVELY 🙏🙏

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“Man Calls Out @Brightgoldenboy Over Alleged Transfer of ASP Nuhu Usman to Imo State Following his dismissal upon K!lling of Mene Ogidi from Warri to Owerri…”

🎥: @jozimusichere

[(fan)28^ @28_RMFC]

René Meulensteen, former Manchester United coach, on Cristiano Ronaldo:

“Basically, I told him, ‘I think I know exactly what you want.’ He looked at me like, ‘How can you know? We’ve never had a conversation.’ I said, ‘Yes, I know.’

He asked, ‘What is it?’ I said, ‘You want to be the best player in the world—not once, not twice, but many, many times to come.’ I asked, ‘Am I wrong?’ He said, ‘No, you’re right.’

Then I asked him, ‘Will you be the best player in the world tomorrow?’ He said, ‘No, probably not.’ I said, ‘Next week?’ He said, ‘No.’ ‘Next month?’ ‘No.’

So I told him, ‘By the end of the season, we need to work on what will bring you closer to what you want to achieve. One of those aspects is understanding and being aware of the kind of player you are and the position you play. But more than anything, you need to understand how to utilize your strengths—and one of them is scoring goals.’

I asked, ‘How many goals did you score last season?’ He said, ‘23.’ I said, ‘Okay, but I assume you want to get better, don’t you?’ He said, ‘Yes.’ So I asked, ‘What’s your target for this season? Because if it’s the same, you’re not really improving.’

He thought about it and said, ‘30?’ I nodded. Then he asked, ‘What do you think?’ I said, ‘I think 40.’ He said, ‘Forty? That’s nearly double.’

Then I took him inside and showed him a video of United’s top strikers—Dwight Yorke, Andy Cole, Teddy Sheringham, Ole Gunnar Solskjær, and Ruud van Nistelrooy. It was a three-minute clip—goals after goals, bang, bang, bang.

I asked, ‘What did you see?’ He said, ‘A lot of goals—beautiful goals.’ I said, ‘Yeah, but what do you really see?’ He said, ‘Goals.’

I said, ‘No, no, no. You’re going to watch it again and then tell me what you see.’

We watched it again, and I asked, ‘What do you see?’ He said, ‘I know what you mean—most goals are scored from inside the box, most are scored with one or two touches, and there’s a variety: tap-ins, shots, headers, and so on.’

I said, ‘Correct. These are exactly the three things you’re going to work on on the pitch.’”

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

Someone will scam you, and when you go to the bank with proof, you are met with endless frustration and exhausting procedures. You will be told to go to the High Court to obtain an ex parte order, a process that can cost between 200,000 and 400,000 naira.

People’s accounts are wiped clean, and funds are moved to other accounts within the Nigerian banking system, yet nothing meaningful is done about it.

Nigeria is fast becoming a safe haven for criminals.

If you go to the police, you end up spending even more money. If you go to the bank, you are buried in frustrating processes, even when you have clear evidence that you have been defrauded.

Ransom payments are sometimes made into bank accounts. How does an account with no prior history of high volume transactions suddenly receive deposits of 30, 40, or 50 million naira without being flagged?

Why does the system appear to protect criminals in Nigeria?

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

🇵🇹🎙️ José Mourinho:

"I asked Cristiano Ronaldo in the 2012 season to change his position, I needed him to play as a false nine because we needed superiority in the center rather than on the wings.
He was flexible enough to agree without complaint or refusal, and I really appreciated that flexibility in working with him.
This suggestion was likely to reduce his goal-scoring chances, as he would be more tightly marked, and I told him that, yet he didn’t object.
I remember his response was clear, and he ended up scoring the most goals in a single season of his career that year.
So in the end, I lost that bet with him."

[ADA @Uc_heyy02]

The Tullys are what power looks like when you don’t control the board but you control the relationships between the pieces.
House Tully didn’t conquer Westeros but they quietly positioned themselves at the center of the people who did 💯

The Riverlands get invaded constantly. They sit between every major power, so House Tully couldn’t afford the isolationist pride of houses like the Starks or Lannisters. Their survival depended on keeping relationships alive.
And that unintentionally made them the most politically adaptable family in the story.

•They marry into the North → Catelyn Stark
•They marry into the Vale → Lysa Arryn
•Their blood ends up tied to the crown → Bran Stark

So by the end, it looks like they “won,” but really what happened is: They became the central knot in everyone else’s power.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

BREAKING: Inspector-General Disu Orders Mass Transfer Of 1332 Officers From Delta Command In Aftermath Of Extrajudicial Killing

Full story in comments section 👇🏽

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[MikkyMighty @iammikkymighty]

I can’t believe the “loudest player in the world” played for 5 clubs here and he didn’t even appear once!

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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester City club statement.

“Manchester City strongly condemns the racist abuse directed towards Antoine Semenyo at yesterday’s match.

We welcome the swift action taken by Everton and the police to identify the individual responsible.

We are also incredibly disappointed to hear that Marc Guéhi was subject to a series of vile racist social media posts last night.

We will continue to offer our full support to both Antoine and Marc and never accept discrimination of any kind in our game”.

[Omiragua Teejay @Omiragua_Teejay]

The person that made this video is a fool. Make I no just talk wetin Dey my mind.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

+3. Great energy from the stands! 💪🏽 🔥