Girthworm Jim

ho/hum | My name is Jimbo. Oblige me with the benefit of your | The Fucking Worst

[chestur @Rihtardi]

Coke need to make a comeback weed got yall fat and retarded

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[Alex @ajak1033]

When Chris Farleys brother, Kevin, who plays an exterminator, shows up to a school play with Larry and accidentally thinks a deaf women’s dog is rat so he stomps on it like 60 fucking times

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[T ✨🌷 @EveryTaye]

Everyone that ever told me that wasn’t Michael Jackson as a kid owes me an apology I knew what tf I heard

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

the beatles should have recorded an album called gamestop pussy

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

smoking on shit that made john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

[kordell @lledrook]

holy shit he beat the fuck outta him LMFAO

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

This is what Dock Ellis was seeing on June 12th, 1970

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

He should be smoking a big ass cigar

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday……You’re walking in with a big dick and a Smile!

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Look at his fit, dis aint his first body 😭

[ember 🐎 @emberlmao]

My dad told me he was divorcing my mom while I was playing lego indiana jones but look at the cinematography

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

its a picture of my mom before she died in iraq

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

I said this before, but he’s such an 80s style celebrity

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

last night at a house party i watched a guy unscrew the hinges of the host's bedroom doors, hide the hinges under a pile of clothes, and put the door back in place, bc the host insulted his girlfriend

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

woah mama the voices

[jan🦇 @janepire]

Hurts to see someone else living your dream