Joe Cautero

Husband. Father of 5. Catholic. USAFA ‘95 - KTP. Retired AF. Airline Pilot. FSU fan since ‘83. Yankees and Jets for cosmic balance.

[Joe Cautero @JetJoe95]

My new Twitter motto:

“You know you’re right and I was wrong about that. Thanks for pointing that out even though you did it in a mean and condescending way”

😜👍

[Joe Cautero @JetJoe95]

@EasterbrookG Ok. I’ll check that out 👍

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@EasterbrookG Is it your opinion that the NFL should provide the subsidies?

How much tax revenue is that new stadium going to generate?

Isn’t that why these owners tend to insist on help from the local government…

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@US_OGA You could’ve just said “full throttle” and saved the explanation….

But I actually didn’t know that tidbit so thanks for explaining.

Now do, “the whole nine yards” 😜

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@jcolbs24 @BarstoolIrish Too many close calls. AF used to scare them in the 90’s.

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@BarstoolIrish “Lil bro” kicking your ass and allowing one of your “dislikes” to go win a natty. 😂😂😂😂

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@jimgeraghty Damn!

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@FinnAfAlbansson @mulvihill79 You should look up the difference between Rugby Football and Assoc. Football and where those words came from. Cheers 🍻

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@MikeyDiMercurio Yeah I saw that tweet earlier and thought:

“I’m pretty sure we can create a new projector to project…” opens large can of IMAX film and pulls out a strand, “….this film right here”

It’s just a matter of the will (and the $$$)

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@TPCarney And what happens when the birth rate collapses enough to start to shrink the population?

“I’ll take Prolonged Economic Recessions for $2000, Alex!”

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@TPCarney @BradWilcoxIFS We didn’t go into our life together saying “Let’s have X kids.” We took them 1 at a time. It was more like “are we ready for another one.” Sometimes the answer was “No.” But we said “Yes” 5 times and I can’t imagine life any other way.

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@TPCarney 42-28

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@TPCarney This is exactly the age difference between my wife and I when we met (25 yrs ago).

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@MikeyDiMercurio Well somebody had to say it…

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@TPCarney I think it would change the game a bit, but in my opinion these matches ending 5-4 is probably more exciting than 1-0.

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@Joeinblack Love this!

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@politicalmath @mkhammer Yeah but where is all that produce coming from?

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@TPCarney This is a back door “you can’t afford to have kids” opinion from Orman.

No surprise there.

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@steelerfanaticx @ingelramdecoucy @BulwarkOnline In case you’re counting. I’m in the 10% or whatever. I always read the prior tweet.

Mostly for the laughs. But sometimes I shrug and move on.

We’re not all automatons out here.

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@TPCarney If this was a few years ago I might say something snarky about this being a result of the “one-child” policy….

But we’re right behind them with no such policy.

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@shriverist I’d really like to understand the reasoning that made you turn Greenland red on this map.