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@PepesGreenSlips I see it on my screen. Thanks.

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@MondoARG If he’s 22. How would he have a 2003 court date ?

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@DEBOMARKS Pat has his own show that was successful before coming to ESPN. NBA Analyst doing courtside are known for wearing suits.

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@AlexBadineJr Tobias might be the one that kills this parlay

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@SalvoBets @ruloonidas Reaves had all the assists tonight 😭😭

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@TrapBankroll @Playbook Franz just left the game with a calf strain a few days ago.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Orlando Magic forward Franz Wagner has been diagnosed with a right calf strain and his availability for Game 5 against the Detroit Pistons on Wednesday is uncertain and will depend on response to treatment, sources tell ESPN.

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@Megan37087 I need the same lol. Brunson for 20 and Johnson for 15

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Offset got shot and instead of niggas sending prayers, 12 different niggas are saying how much he owe them 😭😭😭

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@internetmoso Flagg has 13 after the first quarter

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@AintDunneYet Thanks. I couldn’t find any information on him.

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@FantasyBall365 Ayo over Bones Hyland?

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@thedealsguy_ Twigby banned me after reaching out the next day

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[greg @greg16676935420]

I wish taco trucks would cruise the neighborhood like ice cream trucks

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@ctboosts “Applying a separate offer with Kraken (Referral Code, Discount, or Coupon) will negate your Cash Back.”

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

Job interviews are just two people lying to each other

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

BTW, we’re still the same price.

[Jack @jackunheard]

$3,400 for these Super Bowl seats.

- Uncomfortable
- Sun in your eyes
- Can't see the field
- Horrible game
- Terrible halftime show
- Bathroom 2 miles away

I fail to understand why people pay that much for an experience like this. Is it just me?